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The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.
5thhorseman wrote: ↑Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:19 pm
Ghomert once got stuck in a closet.
He wouldn't come out lest be spotted.
Sean said "Dad, it's okay"
"It's alright to be gay"
Whereupon Ghomert promptly lost it.
Thank you for doing your part to bring sophistication to the site Horsey!
donlever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:55 amA CANUCKS CORNER CHRISTMAS
'Twas two days before Christmas and all through the site
Benning debates not yet settled, who’s wrong and who’s right
NHL hockey set aside, at least for a while
Due to Pandemics, and no, not West Nile
Posters like Hank reside ready to drone
Prepped to jump down a throat, with a group or alone
Mick was still linking, in his mind a Saint
With Doc there to remind him, hell no man, you ain’t
Ratman dreaming of chin music, to soon dead birthday batters
And a Nebraska Cornucker, prepped to leap when it matters
Blob ready to slam genius lovers in a flash,
Chef, Cuz, ESQ and DS, pleased to with him clash
Per penning posts that never endingly grow
Evolving or devolving, we’ll never really know
And back in the summer, what should suddenly appear
But a Missing Elite lever, come to spread his brand of cheer
As months passed us by and Christmas approached
And Covid kept hanging, as did all the woke
An age old fond memory, of Christmas times past
Kindled in donnys mind, of gift lists recast
Let’s do it again, just like St. Nick
Presents for all, 'twould be a fine trick
As time meandered along, a list came to be
And no Doctor Strangelove, you shan’t sit on my knee
Now HW! Now Megs! 5th Horseman, LaRue
On, Tciso! On Jello! And yes Topper, you too
Below levers list, of presents for all
If missed, not on purpose, intended no gall
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 4:56 pm
Fuck sakes...I'ma never live this down
Let Me Take You Down Cuz I'm Going to Strawberry Fields
He’d insert his thingamajig,
Tho’ they stank and were oh so big,
The cattle were lowing,
As his seed he was sowing,
Whilst squealing like some sort of a pig.
I've got two fat chicks both Kiwis
One sitting high the other low
So big, you can't, you know, fit in but it's all right
If my friends find out its real bad
Let me slide on down
'Cause I'm going to, lick your lab fields
As Cuz tongues them with zeal
Yet 'tis nothing to write home about
Lick your lab fields forever