Poetry Corner
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Excerpt:
"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."
~ D. Trump
12/21/2019
Asheville Poetry Review
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Except when donating blood.
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I like the way he captured the true essence of my sweet Trumpy-poo.
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Be it not fortuitous that I take no heed of the inane rantings of keyboard warriors? Not a day passes by in which I am not engaged in lucrative commerce! I own a stately manor. A luxurious carriage. A stable full of exquisitely groomed steeds. All these things I possess, unhindered by the chains of a banker’s lien! Thus, when I find myself for the THOUSANDTH time presented with a woefully insufficient offer. Indeed! Verily I say to these reprobates, to Hell with thee! And fuck thy menial place of employment!
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Re: Poetry Corner
Vaxxed or not
The query stands
Amongst the populous
Of our land
Are we free
Allowed to choose
Or cliff bound lemmings
Ordained to lose
Are we being divided
Amongst our class
Segregated and colonized
By the upper brass
Divide and conquer
The art of war
Step one confuse them
Weak reaks unsure
Questions are asked
By some not all
Trust our leaders
Or take the fall
Presume they're lying
Is the safest route
Investigate fully
Remove all doubt
They are not sure
Of repercussions
Be vaxxed with a passport
There'll be no discussion
Be careful what you wish for
Is sage advice
Complete adherence
A roll of dice
The query stands
Amongst the populous
Of our land
Are we free
Allowed to choose
Or cliff bound lemmings
Ordained to lose
Are we being divided
Amongst our class
Segregated and colonized
By the upper brass
Divide and conquer
The art of war
Step one confuse them
Weak reaks unsure
Questions are asked
By some not all
Trust our leaders
Or take the fall
Presume they're lying
Is the safest route
Investigate fully
Remove all doubt
They are not sure
Of repercussions
Be vaxxed with a passport
There'll be no discussion
Be careful what you wish for
Is sage advice
Complete adherence
A roll of dice
DeLevering since 1999.
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Re: Poetry Corner
Oooohhhhh
The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
That dirty little nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper
And the ship cook's name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon
He fed the crew on menstrual stew and hymens fried in semen!!!
And the second mate was Andy
His ---- was such a dandy!
Till we crushed his cock on a jagged rock for jizzing in the brandy
Oooooooon the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead
Was a whore in bed sucking a dead man's penis...
The cabin boy, the cabin boy,
That dirty little nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper
And the ship cook's name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon
He fed the crew on menstrual stew and hymens fried in semen!!!
And the second mate was Andy
His ---- was such a dandy!
Till we crushed his cock on a jagged rock for jizzing in the brandy
Oooooooon the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead
Was a whore in bed sucking a dead man's penis...
If you need air...call it in
Re: Poetry Corner
This was the first version I had heard, then was caught off guard when my Dad starting singing it one Christmas.Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:04 pm Oooooooon the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead
Was a whore in bed sucking a dead man's penis[/i]...
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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Re: Poetry Corner
Think of me as a reformed punk who sometimes reminisces...
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Aha...An anarchist at heart...Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:37 pm Think of me as a reformed punk who sometimes reminisces...
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."