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Mëds wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:15 pm As a Chinese person I will say that there's nothing offensive in saying that Covid started in China. Facts don't care about feelings.

Terracotta Soldier

Lifelike and constructed of kiln-roasted dung,
A seeker of vengeance from someplace far flung,
This master of jive
Was buried alive
He went down unhonoured, unwept and unsung.


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Tciso wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:01 pm Happy Steve Moore Day.

"Here lies Steve Moore.
1 shot from 44.
No Steve, No Moore"
This belongs in this thread, thank you Mr Tciso. :D
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ukcanuck wrote: Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:00 pm I am back in Canada 😎

... 6 years in the desert is enough for anyone not named Jesus or Moses

Tick Tick Tick

There once was a man from Dubai,
The son of a bitch was a spy,
He lost his mojo,
While down in Gitmo,
And had to kiss his ass goodbye.
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Strangelove wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:33 pm .
Tick Tick Tick

There once was a man from Dubai,
The son of a bitch was a spy,
He lost his mojo,
While down in Gitmo,
And had to kiss his ass goodbye.
something from the Water Bard
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 1:10 pm something from the Water Bard
Waterbarding terrorists! 8-)
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Micky wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:49 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:39 pm Seriously Mick, get Sean to take you to a hospital, I think you may have a brain tumor, peace.
You just crossed the line.

Thank God for Mama!

There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:18 pm .
Thank God for Mama!

There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
6.5/10

If you include visual then maybe I move it up to an 8 8-)
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Yeahno, all of the Great Strangelove's limericks are 10/10.

Be careful or I'll write another one about YOU. :mrgreen:
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Sorry boss
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:18 pm
Micky wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:49 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:39 pm Seriously Mick, get Sean to take you to a hospital, I think you may have a brain tumor, peace.
You just crossed the line.

Thank God for Mama!

There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
:lol:

Fuck thats cold man

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If you need air...call it in
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It's soon to be very cold.
"evolution"
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Micky wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:24 pm It's soon to be very cold.
... he said forebodingly. :look:
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Fred dying?
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pmFred dying?
Dying for a witty comeback.
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5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:44 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pmFred dying?
Dying for a witty comeback.
To make friends
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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