Poetry Corner

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Strangelove wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 7:10 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:58 pm We’re having a conversation here
We are drinking beer
You’re picking your bulbous snout
Dealing with another bout of gout
Move along if your ultimate goal
Is to be a miserable old troll
So in your world it's "trolling" to cheer for your team to win in a GDT.

And you think your shit don't stink?

Frankenstein! :lol:

Wherefore Shart Thou Blobeo

Despite what thou doth thinketh,
Thine shite doth surely stinketh,
Both mind and bum,
Corrupt become,
When one doth overdrinketh.
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:34 am When they get a load of Blob's sharting, his nephew and bride will go scurrying back to the flames...
Blobby the Sharter Man

He’s Blobby the sharter man,
He smells like a garbage can,
He’s strong to the finish,
Cuz he drinks his Guinness,
He’s Blobby the sharter man! (TOOT TOOT)
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2023 6:03 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:47 pm
donlever wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2023 2:24 pm ...and lemme tells ya folks, most gals like it that wide.

Ba dum boom...
Oh right, you've been away so you missed the news!

Apparently Blob was born with a birth defect.

Yeah... apparently his left ear is a cunt!

I shit you not.
Strange Love

There once was a man from the valley,
Whose dick was too long to tally,
He said with a grin,
As he nursed his gin,
“Since Blob’s ear is a cunt I will fuck it.”

:drink:
After much debate, we at Strangelove Inc have decided to include the above in Poetry Corner.

Some argued that it was a blatant ripoff of an old classic.

But the majority have ruled that the poster in question has earned the sort of poetic license which is clearly and brazenly on display.

And that in fact it was that very clearness and brazenness that gave this limerick it's undisputed charm.

The old classic in question:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."



*Strangelove Inc is not responsible for the accuracy of the Blob McKenzie ear allegation, nor the Strangelove dick statement and shall not be responsible for any decisions made based on such information.
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Strangelove wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 8:00 pm
*Strangelove Inc is not responsible for the accuracy of the Blob McKenzie ear allegation, nor the Strangelove dick statement and shall not be responsible for any decisions made based on such information.
..nor is the Corporate accepting of responsibility for the quality of the final line in the recently released modified version....
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We could use you on our legal team Donlever.

(not on our writing team however)
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So if I have this straight:

-no more Christmas poems
-no more GDT songs
-no more Odes to Sophie Lui
-no more Cuz is a Beverley Hillbilly redux
-no more Missing Elite posts

Got it.
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donlever wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 9:10 am So if I have this straight:

-no more Christmas poems
-no more GDT songs
-no more Odes to Sophie Lui
-no more Cuz is a Beverley Hillbilly redux
-no more Missing Elite posts

Got it.
Unacceptable
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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donlever wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 9:10 am So if I have this straight:

-no more Christmas poems
-no more GDT songs
-no more Odes to Sophie Lui
-no more Cuz is a Beverley Hillbilly redux
-no more Missing Elite posts

Got it.
Ummm... upon review, Strangelove Inc has reversed its decision.

Also, Strangelove Inc would like to remind Mr Lever that Christmas is just around the corner. :santa:

(and that Sophie Lui is still a fox)
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Strangelove wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 12:32 pm (and that Sophie Lui is still a fox)
...saw my gi...errr...Sophie the other week out and about.

She was wearing jet black heels with a jet black mid thigh level skirt and a cleavage displaying pink silk blouse.

Scha-Wing.

No creeper promoted little blue pills necessary my friend.
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Scha-Wing indeed.
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2Fingers wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:51 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:49 pm
Mëds wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:48 pm Listening to Ron MacLean defend the ref on that missed call was nausea inducing.
He wouldn't be doing that if it were the leaves.
Absolutely, if it was the Laughs RM would actually say something negative about the refs.
Ronny, Queen of Scots

There was a pronoun from the Lochs,
Who fancied itself a sly fox,
“No one knows that I suck”,
Thought this queer dumfuck,
“I’m the quean of the idiot box!”
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Strangelove wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 1:59 pm
donlever wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 7:12 am
Picker of Cherries wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 7:09 am I remember, in his strange little way
When Donny’s threads started earlier in the day
But the sun is thinking of rising
Which leaves me postless and surmising
That an upset lost to the lowly Sharks
Means fault will be wherever Lever parks
The thread is there you fucking cunt
Quit bitching like a pissant runt
Make your post and carry on
Then the GDT can move along
Mr. Lever Never Asks a Second Favor Once He's Refused the First

There once was a picker of cherries,
Who questioned a dignitary,
It got very tense,
When the Don took offense,
Thus this ode from the consigliere.
For posterity.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 7:12 am So apparently looking for a defender, we are...

•••crackle crackle•••

For Quinn, I think not mmm hmmm

••• crackle crackle crackle•••

Any more!

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The Jedi

Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious edition of Nuck Corner lore.
While I sat there, gently fluffing, suddenly there came a huffing,
As of someone gently puffing, puffing at my chamber door.
“’Tis just the wind,” I muttered, “puffing at my chamber door,
Only this and nothing more.”

To my shock, complete and utter, and with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Jedi of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, sat upon my chamber floor.
Sat next my ragged garments upon my chamber floor.
Sat and toked and nothing more.

Then this green alien beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the blest and blithe decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Thou findeth my stash of dope, thou” I said, “art sure no pope thou,
Ghastly green and ancient Jedi blitzed from thy midday score.
Tell me now what is the score then, hast thou cleaned out my stash drawer then?”
Quoth the Jedi “Any more?”
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:lol:

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