Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2023 7:12 am
So apparently looking for a defender, we are...
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Any more!
The Jedi
Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious edition of Nuck Corner lore.
While I sat there, gently fluffing, suddenly there came a huffing,
As of someone gently puffing, puffing at my chamber door.
“’Tis just the wind,” I muttered, “puffing at my chamber door,
Only this and nothing more.”
To my shock, complete and utter, and with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Jedi of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, sat upon my chamber floor.
Sat next my ragged garments upon my chamber floor.
Sat and toked and nothing more.
Then this green alien beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the blest and blithe decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Thou findeth my stash of dope, thou” I said, “art sure no pope thou,
Ghastly green and ancient Jedi blitzed from thy midday score.
Tell me now what is the score then, hast thou cleaned out my stash drawer then?”
Quoth the Jedi “
Any more?”