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The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.
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Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:02 pm
Mëds wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:15 pm
As a Chinese person I will say that there's nothing offensive in saying that Covid started in China. Facts don't care about feelings.
Terracotta Soldier
Lifelike and constructed of kiln-roasted dung,
A seeker of vengeance from someplace far flung,
This master of jive
Was buried alive
He went down unhonoured, unwept and unsung.
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Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:17 pm
Tciso wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:01 pm
Happy Steve Moore Day.
"Here lies Steve Moore.
1 shot from 44.
No Steve, No Moore"
This belongs in this thread, thank you Mr Tciso.
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Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:33 pm
ukcanuck wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:00 pm
I am back in Canada
... 6 years in the desert is enough for anyone not named Jesus or Moses
Tick Tick Tick
There once was a man from Dubai,
The son of a bitch was a spy,
He lost his mojo,
While down in Gitmo,
And had to kiss his ass goodbye.
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Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 18180 Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.
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by Topper » Sat Apr 03, 2021 1:10 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑ Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:33 pm
.
Tick Tick Tick
There once was a man from Dubai,
The son of a bitch was a spy,
He lost his mojo,
While down in Gitmo,
And had to kiss his ass goodbye.
something from the Water Bard
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Sat Apr 03, 2021 2:41 pm
Topper wrote: ↑ Sat Apr 03, 2021 1:10 pm
something from the Water Bard
Waterbarding terrorists!
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Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:18 pm
Micky wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:49 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:39 pm
Seriously Mick, get Sean to take you to a hospital, I think you may have a brain tumor, peace.
You just crossed the line.
Thank God for Mama!
There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
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2Fingers
MVP
Posts: 7674 Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:47 am
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by 2Fingers » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:25 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:18 pm
.
Thank God for Mama!
There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
6.5/10
If you include visual then maybe I move it up to an 8
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:28 pm
Yeahno, all of the Great Strangelove's limericks are 10/10.
Be careful or I'll write another one about YOU.
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Cousin Strawberry
MVP
Posts: 26183 Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:19 pm
Location: in the shed with a fresh packed bowl
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by Cousin Strawberry » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:12 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:18 pm
Micky wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:49 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:39 pm
Seriously Mick, get Sean to take you to a hospital, I think you may have a brain tumor, peace.
You just crossed the line.
Thank God for Mama!
There once was a man named Sean,
Whose dad was as dumb as your lawn,
But his mom was a whore,
So no one could be sure,
If he was truly Gomer’s spawn.
Fuck thats cold man
If you need air...call it in
Mickey107
MVP
Posts: 18820 Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:27 am
Location: Richmond, B.C.
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by Mickey107 » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:24 pm
It's soon to be very cold.
"evolution"
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 42955 Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok
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by Strangelove » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:52 pm
Micky wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:24 pm
It's soon to be very cold.
... he said forebodingly.
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Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 18180 Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.
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by Topper » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pm
Fred dying?
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
5thhorseman
MVP
Posts: 5446 Joined: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:04 am
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by 5thhorseman » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:44 pm
Topper wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pm Fred dying?
Dying for a witty comeback.
rats19
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 16328 Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:21 am
Location: over here.....
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by rats19 » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:55 pm
5thhorseman wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:44 pm
Topper wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pm Fred dying?
Dying for a witty comeback.
To make friends
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….