UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

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Strangelove wrote:
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"In the beginning the Whites created the heavens and the earth." :lol:
In the beginning the greys created hybrid monkeys so they could return one day and harvest pituitary gland excretions...?

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Some scientific Inaccuracies of the Bible

A. Earth is about 6000 years old, as calculated from the genealogies in Gen and Luke 3. (see the problem of a young earth later in the outline)

B. Birds were created before land animals (Gen 1:20, 24). - Fossil record shows exact opposite

C. Earth has four corners, and floats on water (Isa 11:12, Ps 24:2, 136:6, Rev 7:1).

D. Earth is a circular disk (Isa 40:22).

E. Earth is flat (these verses were used for centuries by the church to prove this: Ps 93:1, Jer 10:13, Dan 4:10-11, Zech 9:10, Matt 4:8, Rev 1:7)

F. Earth does not move (Ps 93:1, 96:10, 104:5, 1 Chr 16:30).

G. Death or illness is caused by sin (Gen 2:17, Lev 26:16, 21, 25, Deut 7:15, 28:21, 27, James 1:15).

H. God himself believes that a house or clothes can have leprosy and he details the remedy. Lev 13, 14.

I. Seed must "die" before it grows (John 12:24, 1 Cor 15:36).

J. Snakes eat dust (Gen 3:14, Isa 65:25).

K. Every beast shall fear man (Gen 9:2).

L. The ostrich abandons her eggs (Job 39:13-16).

M. A river divides into four rivers and they flow in different directions (Gen 2:10).

N. There was no rainbow before Noah's time (Gen 9:11-17).

O. Thunder is God's voice (Ps 77:18).

P. Earthquakes are caused by God's anger (Job 9:5, Ps 18:7, 77:18, 97:4, Isa 2:19, 24:20, 29:6, Jer 10:10, Ezek 38:20, Nah 1:5). Or by his voice (Heb 12:26). Or by Lucifer (Isa 14:16).

Q. Earthquakes can occur in heaven (Heb 12:26).

R. Rainwater does not return to the sky (Isa 55:10).

S. Blood is "life" (Deut 12:23). Breath is "life" (Gen 2:7).

T. Moon will turn to blood (Acts 2:20).

U. The moon has a light of its own (Isa 13:10, Matt 24:29).

V. The stars can be made to fall (Matt 24:29, Mark 13:25).

W. The bat is a bird (Lev 11:13,19, Deut 14:11, 18).

X. The whale is a fish (Jonah 1:17, Matt 12:40).

Y. Whales were created before insects (Gen 1:21-24).

Z. Jonah is able to survive three days and nights in the belly of the fish without oxygen and without being digested (Jonah1:17, 2:10).

A1. The hare chews the cud (Lev 11:5-6).

B1. Some fowl and insects have four legs (Lev 11:20-23).

C1. Levi existed as a person in the loins of his great-grandfather (Heb 7:9-10).

D1. Cattle will produce striped offspring if they see striped poles when breeding (Gen 30:37-41).

E1. Bees will build a hive in a dead carcass (Judg 14:8).

F1. Salt can lose its saltiness (Matt 5:13, Mark 9:50, Luke 14:34).

G1. Slugs / Snails melt as they move (Ps 58:8)
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Strangelove wrote:
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My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

What? The? Fuck?
What The Fuck kinda bible are you reading?... is the question. :lol:

Or were you distracted... reading it on acid while some of your alien friends were probing?

Look, if you're gonna mock something Dude, it would probably work better if you weren't 100% wrong.

No offence but you sound like Reefy mocking the great Donald Trump!

Fucking heathens: "There's no God, but there are super advanced invisible aliens" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Doc, Ole Chef needs answers!

One of the difficulties found in the first chapter of Genesis is the mention of light-apparently before the creation of the sun. On the first day we are told that God created light.

God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. So the evening and the morning were the first day (Genesis 1:5).

The sun, it seems, was not created until the fourth day.

Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs and seasons, and for days and years (Genesis 1:14).

How could such a thing be? How could there have been day and night without the sun? Were plants and vegetation (created on the third day) done so without the existence of the sun?
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?s ... ersion=NIV
Genesis 1 New International Version (NIV)

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
UMMMM. Wanna try actually READING the fucking bible buddy? :lol:

I mean if you're gonna troll, put a little effort into it mmmmmkay?

Whatevs, all those questions have been answered by greater minds than mine

... choose the answer you prefer (google is your friend).

But let's be honest, you really don't want any answers you dirty dirty dirty heathen!

And that is why I'm gonna keep posting my Christian music in the Muzak thread until you Shut. The fuck. Up. :twisted:
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Strangelove wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 5:32 pm
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?s ... ersion=NIV
Genesis 1 New International Version (NIV)

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
UMMMM. Wanna try actually READING the fucking bible buddy? :lol:

I mean if you're gonna troll, put a little effort into it mmmmmkay?

Whatevs, all those questions have been answered by greater minds than mine

... choose the answer you prefer (google is your friend).

But let's be honest, you really don't want any answers you dirty dirty dirty heathen!

And that is why I'm gonna keep posting my Christian music in the Muzak thread until you Shut. The fuck. Up. :twisted:
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^ I love how funny God made him! :lol:

Imagine how good his stand-up routine in Heaven is right now!

Praise the Lord!
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