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Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:15 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:57 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:26 pm
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:14 pm Fermi Paradox... billions of stars, billions of planets... yet no aliens showing up at the UN or AA meetings.

Gotta run Dude, the wife beckons...
Except they are in fact showing up aren't they Doc.
Nah, twas poltergeister wut played with your lightsabers that fateful evening! :mex:
:lol:

You fuckers wont ever forget that will you

Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:23 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:15 pm You fuckers wont ever forget that will you
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Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:57 pm
by Meds
Strangelove wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:01 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:40 pm
    The Brown Wizard wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:33 am Doc doesnt actually believe in the holy bejeebus does he? Dont you just say that for your old lady?
    Well, he was promoting Christian music on the Muzac thread recently. So there's that. :shock:
    Good grief #5, you must be the only longtimer here who doesn't know the Great Strangelove is a Christian! :lol:

    Where've ya been buds? :D

    Hope you enjoyed the "I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good" video.
    I'd never have guessed to be honest.

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:17 pm
    by Megaterio Llamas
    My favorite UFO/extra terrestrials expert is former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer. It's kind of a jaw dropper the first time you hear a former Canadian cabinet minister in his nineties talking about flying saucers, meeting Tall Whites and naming home planets.



    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am
    by Chef Boi RD
    Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it

    Marijuana contains Alien DNA:

    https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog ... -confirms/

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:36 am
    by Cousin Strawberry
    Chef Boi RD wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it

    Marijuana contains Alien DNA:

    https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog ... -confirms/
    It feels more like i live in a parallel universe of superficial idiots and electronica...i only get to come back to my home dimension when i hit the bubbler.

    I do love to mow down on a fine piece of ass though....as long as theres a geena within an inch to the north

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 12:33 pm
    by Strangelove
    Chef Boi RD wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am Marijuana contains Alien DNA:

    https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog ... -confirms/
    Wow, NASA eh?

    *spreads the word*

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:29 am
    by Per
    There was just no room for the dinos on the ark.

    Here’s Ricky Gervais explaining theology:


    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 7:05 am
    by Chef Boi RD
    Noah’s Ark :lol:

    My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:08 am
    by Cousin Strawberry
    Chef Boi RD wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 7:05 am Noah’s Ark :lol:

    My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?
    He didn't light 'er up right away. What's so far fetched about that

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:38 am
    by Chef Boi RD
    Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 11:37 am
    by Per
    Chef Boi RD wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 8:38 am Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?
    Bud Light? Coors?

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:06 pm
    by Strangelove
    Chef Boi RD wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 7:05 am My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?
    What The Fuck kinda bible are you reading?... is the question. :lol:

    Or were you distracted... reading it on acid while some of your alien friends were probing?

    Look, if you're gonna mock something Dude, it would probably work better if you weren't 100% wrong.

    No offence but you sound like Reefy mocking the great Donald Trump!

    Fucking heathens: "There's no God, but there are super advanced invisible aliens" :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:10 pm
    by Cousin Strawberry
    Ya Chef...aliens have only been flying around probing sphincters for like a couple hundred years while the abrahamic religions like the one Doc believes in have been probing wallets for well over 2000 years

    Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

    Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:13 pm
    by Strangelove
    "In the beginning the Whites created the heavens and the earth." :lol: