Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:14 pm
Fermi Paradox... billions of stars, billions of planets... yet no aliens showing up at the UN or AA meetings.
Gotta run Dude, the wife beckons...
Except they are in fact showing up aren't they Doc.
Nah, twas poltergeister wut played with your lightsabers that fateful evening!
You fuckers wont ever forget that will you
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:23 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:15 pm
You fuckers wont ever forget that will you
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:33 am
Doc doesnt actually believe in the holy bejeebus does he? Dont you just say that for your old lady?
Well, he was promoting Christian music on the Muzac thread recently. So there's that.
Good grief #5, you must be the only longtimer here who doesn't know the Great Strangelove is a Christian!
Where've ya been buds?
Hope you enjoyed the "I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good" video.
I'd never have guessed to be honest.
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:17 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
My favorite UFO/extra terrestrials expert is former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer. It's kind of a jaw dropper the first time you hear a former Canadian cabinet minister in his nineties talking about flying saucers, meeting Tall Whites and naming home planets.
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am
by Chef Boi RD
Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am
Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it
It feels more like i live in a parallel universe of superficial idiots and electronica...i only get to come back to my home dimension when i hit the bubbler.
I do love to mow down on a fine piece of ass though....as long as theres a geena within an inch to the north
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 12:33 pm
by Strangelove
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 6:26 am
Marijuana contains Alien DNA:
My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.
What? The? Fuck?
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:08 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 7:05 am
Noah’s Ark
My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.
What? The? Fuck?
He didn't light 'er up right away. What's so far fetched about that
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:38 am
by Chef Boi RD
Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 11:37 am
by Per
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 8:38 am
Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?
Bud Light? Coors?
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:06 pm
by Strangelove
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 7:05 am
My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.
What? The? Fuck?
What The Fuck kinda bible are you reading?... is the question.
Or were you distracted... reading it on acid while some of your alien friends were probing?
Look, if you're gonna mock something Dude, it would probably work better if you weren't 100% wrong.
No offence but you sound like Reefy mocking the great Donald Trump!
Fucking heathens: "There's no God, but there are super advanced invisible aliens"
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:10 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Ya Chef...aliens have only been flying around probing sphincters for like a couple hundred years while the abrahamic religions like the one Doc believes in have been probing wallets for well over 2000 years
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:13 pm
by Strangelove
"In the beginning the Whites created the heavens and the earth."