UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

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Strangelove wrote:
Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:57 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote:
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Strangelove wrote:
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Fermi Paradox... billions of stars, billions of planets... yet no aliens showing up at the UN or AA meetings.

Gotta run Dude, the wife beckons...
Except they are in fact showing up aren't they Doc.
Nah, twas poltergeister wut played with your lightsabers that fateful evening! :mex:
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You fuckers wont ever forget that will you
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Strangelove wrote:
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    The Brown Wizard wrote:
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    Doc doesnt actually believe in the holy bejeebus does he? Dont you just say that for your old lady?
    Well, he was promoting Christian music on the Muzac thread recently. So there's that. :shock:
    Good grief #5, you must be the only longtimer here who doesn't know the Great Strangelove is a Christian! :lol:

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    My favorite UFO/extra terrestrials expert is former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer. It's kind of a jaw dropper the first time you hear a former Canadian cabinet minister in his nineties talking about flying saucers, meeting Tall Whites and naming home planets.


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    Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it

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    Chef Boi RD wrote:
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    Brown Wizard was abducted by Aliens once, probed in the anal. But he thought he was just super stoned on a good batch hallucinating it was his wife turning the dildo loose on him. See story below. Brown is abducted every time he hits the bong Completely unaware of it

    Marijuana contains Alien DNA:

    https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog ... -confirms/
    It feels more like i live in a parallel universe of superficial idiots and electronica...i only get to come back to my home dimension when i hit the bubbler.

    I do love to mow down on a fine piece of ass though....as long as theres a geena within an inch to the north
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    Chef Boi RD wrote:
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    Marijuana contains Alien DNA:

    https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog ... -confirms/
    Wow, NASA eh?

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    There was just no room for the dinos on the ark.

    Here’s Ricky Gervais explaining theology:

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    Noah’s Ark :lol:

    My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?
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    Chef Boi RD wrote:
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    Noah’s Ark :lol:

    My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?
    He didn't light 'er up right away. What's so far fetched about that
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    Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?
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    Chef Boi RD wrote:
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    Why did god create light twice? The sun provides our light. What is he referring to when it says God created light?
    Bud Light? Coors?
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    Chef Boi RD wrote:
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    My favourite is - on the first day god created light, the next day he created the sun and the moon.

    What? The? Fuck?
    What The Fuck kinda bible are you reading?... is the question. :lol:

    Or were you distracted... reading it on acid while some of your alien friends were probing?

    Look, if you're gonna mock something Dude, it would probably work better if you weren't 100% wrong.

    No offence but you sound like Reefy mocking the great Donald Trump!

    Fucking heathens: "There's no God, but there are super advanced invisible aliens" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Ya Chef...aliens have only been flying around probing sphincters for like a couple hundred years while the abrahamic religions like the one Doc believes in have been probing wallets for well over 2000 years
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    "In the beginning the Whites created the heavens and the earth." :lol:
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