Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 4:46 pm.
^ That's why I don't attend church!
She happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier
That poor bastard spent most of his life in prison until he finally got out only to die a painful death.
Yeah, I'm not sure that God liked him very much.
I like your Prince Philip messiah idea much better!
KVOS Bellingham channel 12 used to run his devotional infomercials back in the 90s and they were a trip!
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm
by Strangelove
Heh! I never saw those.
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm
Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm
Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
I'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".
Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm
Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
I'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".
Well yes. They're the Black Israelites.
Anyone lighter than Tiger Woods would be the devil.
How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 11:49 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 10:51 pm
How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
Except unicorns.
You're never going to see one of them Chef, Sure as you're born