We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Thanks Corn!

In other news, Spain is now using ice rinks as morgues. If that doesn't signal the end of the hockey season ...

On the bright side, if Eriksson pays a visit to Rogers Arena maybe he'll get lost amongst the corpses.

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Per wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:40 am
I know freedom of speech is a complex matter, but Russell here explains it pretty well.
Oh, and btw, how refreshing that there’s no bleeping in this. I don’t understand how Americans put up with it.

Per fighting for his right to bash Trumpy-poo in every single thread.

TDS much Per? :lol:
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:lol:

Per....Trump is absolutely destroying your sanity buddy.

Time for an intervention.

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Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump. Now who's too eager?

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5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:24 pm
Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump. Now who's too eager?
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5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:24 pm
Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump.
Per posted the Russell Howard freedom of speech vid as a response to being accused of not being able to STFU about Lord Trump.

Jeepers creepers, you TDS folks stick together like turds in an outhouse cellar! :drink:
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Trump is an asshole. The End.
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Here is another shiny example of inbreeding - Ralph Drollinger. Trump Cabinet Bible Teacher :lol:

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/24/tru ... ronavirus/
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Hockey Widow wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:54 pm
Trump is an asshole. The End.
He is. But his demolition of Rosie O Fattell makes him ok in my books. He took her apart. Shut her the fuck up. The man took a bat to her and and it was awesome.
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The Brown Wizard wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:31 pm
5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:24 pm
Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump. Now who's too eager?
Dont go into the light Carol-Anne Horseman! Resist the pull...
Who the hell is Carol-Anne? Is she another one of those plain-looking girl-next-door types that you dream of rimming?

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Strangelove wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:48 pm
5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:24 pm
Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump.
Per posted the Russell Howard freedom of speech vid as a response to being accused of not being able to STFU about Lord Trump.

Jeepers creepers, you TDS folks sick together like turds in an outhouse cellar! :drink:
Ah, you're right there SL. My fault for not paying attention to the conversation but in my defense I'm distracted by having to keep up the pretense of working as well as checking every once in a while that my TP stash is still safe :wink: :wink:

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U.S. is about to pass China in coronavirus cases.

“It’s a beautiful time” - Donald Trump on 2 weeks from now - Easter.
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I think Donald would do better if he didn’t speak.
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5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:45 pm
... my TP stash is still safe .
You have a stash? (starts locking in the Horeman's IP... triangulating cell phone location...)

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5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:33 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:31 pm
5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:24 pm
Huh? Russell Howard didn't even mention Trump. Now who's too eager?
Dont go into the light Carol-Anne Horseman! Resist the pull...
Who the hell is Carol-Anne? Is she another one of those plain-looking girl-next-door types that you dream of rimming?
Horseman....listen to me....

Stay away from the light. The light is dangerous. Don't go near it. Don't even look at the light.

The 5Horseman 5 minutes later after looking into the light...

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