We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Squeeze and Wheeze.The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 7:22 pmThat way nobody has to wait for their turnHockey Widow wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:26 pm well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.
"evolution"
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
I’m sorry, but this is still funny...
Whatever you do, always give 100 %!
Except when donating blood.
Except when donating blood.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
How do you know they are all named Chip.rats19 wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:56 pmShould be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of courseHockey Widow wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:26 pm well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.
Or are those the two on her shoulders.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Once chip is inserted... the reader can identify if he is worthy of living ...Topper wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 8:22 amHow do you know they are all named Chip.rats19 wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:56 pmShould be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of courseHockey Widow wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:26 pm well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.
Or are those the two on her shoulders.
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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Slapping change purses is indicative of a chip errorrats19 wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 8:51 amOnce chip is inserted... the reader can identify if he is worthy of living ...Topper wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 8:22 amHow do you know they are all named Chip.rats19 wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:56 pmShould be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of courseHockey Widow wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:26 pm well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.
Or are those the two on her shoulders.
If you need air...call it in
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Try a dental damStrangelove wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 9:17 pm I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 7:22 pmThat way nobody has to wait for their turnHockey Widow wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 6:26 pm well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.
Not fair. Coffee on my keyboard!
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2020 9:37 amTry a dental damStrangelove wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 9:17 pm I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
still kinda relaxed IMO. Not bad though.^^^^^^Kangsoon@kangsoon
Photos can be quite misleading. Here is a photo of seemingly packed English Bay Beach from yesterday. Vancouver people do not like to sit close to stanger on the beach even before the pandemic.
6:27 PM · May 9, 202
Utter insanity! ^^^^^^Ian Young@ianjamesyoung70
Breaking news: Kitsilano declares victory over covid-19. Pic from 7pm Friday.
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"evolution"
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
There's something off with the Russian numbers....
242,271 cases and only 2,212 deaths...?
Compare to the UK's 226,463 known cases and 32,692 official deaths (the real number is more than 40K, when you include the dead in homes for the elderly). Or Canadas 71,157 cases with 5,169 dead.
Either the Russians are testing a hell of a lot more than everyone else, have a more robust population or are manipulating the numbers.
i know what my guess is.....
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
edit: OK, to be fair, they have tested nearly 6,000,000 people, which is a lot. That is three times as many tests as the British have had and five times as many as Canada, but it still doesn't explain the disparity in deaths. The British have 15 times more corona deaths, even by using their under reported official numbers, and say that Canada would have detected five times as many cases if you had performed five times as many tests (you wouldn't, because testing is not random), that would mean you had 50% more cases than Russia but 150% more deaths. It just doesn't add up.
242,271 cases and only 2,212 deaths...?
Compare to the UK's 226,463 known cases and 32,692 official deaths (the real number is more than 40K, when you include the dead in homes for the elderly). Or Canadas 71,157 cases with 5,169 dead.
Either the Russians are testing a hell of a lot more than everyone else, have a more robust population or are manipulating the numbers.
i know what my guess is.....
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
edit: OK, to be fair, they have tested nearly 6,000,000 people, which is a lot. That is three times as many tests as the British have had and five times as many as Canada, but it still doesn't explain the disparity in deaths. The British have 15 times more corona deaths, even by using their under reported official numbers, and say that Canada would have detected five times as many cases if you had performed five times as many tests (you wouldn't, because testing is not random), that would mean you had 50% more cases than Russia but 150% more deaths. It just doesn't add up.
Whatever you do, always give 100 %!
Except when donating blood.
Except when donating blood.
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They dont have many black people?
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Per, given the accuracy of tests, test numbers are greatly misleading. Administering tests to healthy people or asymptomatic people when the test has a very high variability with those subjects, is a waste of time, energy and resources.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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