We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:53 am I must say...I really can't wait to see how much farther down the triggerhole the babbling left can go once Trump gets back in there. It's been seriously entertaining so far and is rivaling the entertainment value that dubya offered during his time.

Having a look at what the Dems will be offering is a guarantee for Trumpy-poo's reelection

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I got to agree there. Its gonna be a cakewalk for Trump. 'Sleepy Joe' is almost as brilliant as 'crooked Hillary'.
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Cornuck wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:17 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:16 am 5th you might as well kick back, pack a fresh bowl/pour another couple of fingers/pop a fresh batch and enjoy the show. Its a double bill creature feature complete with cartoons and unlimited smoke breaks.
Yes, just watch the reality-shit-show from the comfort of your sane country.... :D
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Has anyone made a UV lamp dild yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:23 am Corn its not too late for you.... you could always come back in time to score a few free cheques
But if he comes back, he can't vote for Trumpy-poo! :wow:

Yes I realize I haven't managed to sway him... yet. :mrgreen:
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Cornuck wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:17 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:16 am 5th you might as well kick back, pack a fresh bowl/pour another couple of fingers/pop a fresh batch and enjoy the show. Its a double bill creature feature complete with cartoons and unlimited smoke breaks.
Yes, just watch the reality-shit-show from the comfort of your sane country.... :D
Hey man just about to do dat. Fresh bowl that is. Thankfully it is just entertainment for us up here, and as long as the stock market keeps roaring I can't complain!

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Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:25 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:23 am Corn its not too late for you.... you could always come back in time to score a few free cheques
But if he comes back, he can't vote for Trumpy-poo! :wow:

Yes I realize I haven't managed to sway him... yet. :mrgreen:
Once he has a look at Weirdo Joe and his campaign of error(or should i say.... hair-or) he'll be more than grateful to put a big X next to Trumpy-Poo's name
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:29 am
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:25 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:23 am Corn its not too late for you.... you could always come back in time to score a few free cheques
But if he comes back, he can't vote for Trumpy-poo! :wow:

Yes I realize I haven't managed to sway him... yet. :mrgreen:
Once he has a look at Weirdo Joe and his campaign of error(or should i say.... hair-or) he'll be more than grateful to put a big X next to Trumpy-Poo's name
Pedo Joe has got to go!
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:33 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:29 am
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:25 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:23 am Corn its not too late for you.... you could always come back in time to score a few free cheques
But if he comes back, he can't vote for Trumpy-poo! :wow:

Yes I realize I haven't managed to sway him... yet. :mrgreen:
Once he has a look at Weirdo Joe and his campaign of error(or should i say.... hair-or) he'll be more than grateful to put a big X next to Trumpy-Poo's name
Pedo Joe has got to go!
Come on Corn. Do the right thing for christs sake.

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Lesser of two evils Corn?
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Trump=Rangers
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Where the fuck have Hank and UK gone? 2 daily posters disappearing when everyone at home bored?

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:14 pm Where the fuck have Hank and UK gone? 2 daily posters disappearing when everyone at home bored?

U guys alive?
Well Hank only talks hockey and there's no hockey so...

I think UK blew himself up in a hunting mishap. :drink:
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:18 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:14 pm Where the fuck have Hank and UK gone? 2 daily posters disappearing when everyone at home bored?

U guys alive?
Well Hank only talks hockey and there's no hockey so...

I think UK blew himself up in a hunting mishap. :drink:
I cant find Hank in the members list now. Did he change his name?
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:20 pm I cant find Hank in the members list now. Did he change his name?
He's Carl Yagro now remember?

And he did check in here a while back:

http://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vie ... 34#p377534
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