We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

[Strangelove]

I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!

[Mickey107]

well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.

That way nobody has to wait for their turn

Squeeze and Wheeze.

[Per]

I’m sorry, but this is still funny...

[Topper]

well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.

Should be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of course

How do you know they are all named Chip.

Or are those the two on her shoulders.

[rats19]

well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.

Should be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of course

How do you know they are all named Chip.

Or are those the two on her shoulders.

Once chip is inserted... the reader can identify if he is worthy of living ...

[Cousin Strawberry]

well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.

Should be a chip reader app for your phone be available soon...... for your safety of course

How do you know they are all named Chip.

Or are those the two on her shoulders.

Once chip is inserted... the reader can identify if he is worthy of living ...

Slapping change purses is indicative of a chip error

[Hockey Widow]

I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!

Try a dental dam

[Hockey Widow]

well I'm not taking any chances. I'm scaling back to three men.

That way nobody has to wait for their turn

Not fair. Coffee on my keyboard!

[Strangelove]

I didn't mind having to wear a mask and gloves before sex... but a condom?!!

Try a dental dam

[Mickey107]

Kangsoon@kangsoon

Photos can be quite misleading. Here is a photo of seemingly packed English Bay Beach from yesterday. Vancouver people do not like to sit close to stanger on the beach even before the pandemic.
6:27 PM · May 9, 202

still kinda relaxed IMO. Not bad though.^^^^^^

Ian Young@ianjamesyoung70
Breaking news: Kitsilano declares victory over covid-19. Pic from 7pm Friday.
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7:28 AM · May 9, 2020·

Utter insanity! ^^^^^^

[Strangelove]

[Per]

There's something off with the Russian numbers....

242,271 cases and only 2,212 deaths...?

Compare to the UK's 226,463 known cases and 32,692 official deaths (the real number is more than 40K, when you include the dead in homes for the elderly). Or Canadas 71,157 cases with 5,169 dead.

Either the Russians are testing a hell of a lot more than everyone else, have a more robust population or are manipulating the numbers.
i know what my guess is.....

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

edit: OK, to be fair, they have tested nearly 6,000,000 people, which is a lot. That is three times as many tests as the British have had and five times as many as Canada, but it still doesn't explain the disparity in deaths. The British have 15 times more corona deaths, even by using their under reported official numbers, and say that Canada would have detected five times as many cases if you had performed five times as many tests (you wouldn't, because testing is not random), that would mean you had 50% more cases than Russia but 150% more deaths. It just doesn't add up.

[Cousin Strawberry]

They dont have many black people?

[Topper]

Per, given the accuracy of tests, test numbers are greatly misleading. Administering tests to healthy people or asymptomatic people when the test has a very high variability with those subjects, is a waste of time, energy and resources.

[Megaterio Llamas]