We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

[Per]

Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway

Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!

Cool! When? Where?

[5thhorseman]

Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway

Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!

Cool! When? Where?

Watch out Per, you mind find yourself "quarantined" against your will

[Strangelove]

Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway

Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!

Good for you. You can’t let fear dictate your life

Hey, be honest, we are ALL scared to death of Per!

But seriously folks, if it were me I would postpone until such time as a vaccine is available.

And that wouldn't be a decision based on fear, but rather logic...

[Hockey Widow]

Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway

Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!

Cool! When? Where?

Stockholm June 24-28. Then we tour around a bit.

[Strangelove]

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1 ... 9180104704

Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

Italian coronavirus death toll climbs by 196 to 827 in 24 hours as country's top doctors say intensive care units should stop treating the elderly

[Blob Mckenzie]

Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway

Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!

Good for you. You can’t let fear dictate your life

Hey, be honest, we are ALL scared to death of Per!

But seriously folks, if it were me I would postpone until such time as a vaccine is available.

And that wouldn't be a decision based on fear, but rather logic...

That’s understandable. You are one of the elderly

[Strangelove]

Forgot to post earlier that WHO has declared COVID19 a pandemic.

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease ... hey-happen

Speaking at the COVID-19 media briefing, the WHO Director-General said:

"WHO has been assessing this outbreak around the clock and we are deeply concerned both by the alarming levels of spread and severity, and by the alarming levels of inaction.

We have therefore made the assessment that COVID-19 can be characterized as a pandemic.

Pandemic is not a word to use lightly or carelessly. It is a word that, if misused, can cause unreasonable fear, or unjustified acceptance that the fight is over, leading to unnecessary suffering and death.

Describing the situation as a pandemic does not change WHO’s assessment of the threat posed by this virus. It doesn’t change what WHO is doing, and it doesn’t change what countries should do.

We have never before seen a pandemic sparked by a coronavirus. This is the first pandemic caused by a coronavirus.

And we have never before seen a pandemic that can be controlled, at the same time."

The link is a good place to go for updates and things can change incredibly fast.

[Strangelove]

That’s understandable. You are one of the elderly

Well I'm younger than Wids, whom you are encouraging to go.

But don't kid yourself, people of all ages have-died/will-die from this.

You are a foolish, foolish man to downplay this thing to such a degree...

[Strangelove]

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1 ... 9180104704

Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

Italian coronavirus death toll climbs by 196 to 827 in 24 hours as
country's top doctors say intensive care units should stop treating the elderly

I hope everyone saw this, they figure it's about time to decide who should die.

They don't have the resources/manpower to treat everyone, so try to save as much of the younger crowd as possible.

Those of you who seem to think this is 'just another bug'... have you ever witnessed anything like this?

Italy shut down.

Hockey seasons/playoffs canceled all over Europe.

We're behind the curve over here in North America, but it has already affected the Sharks and northern CA.

(also the Blue Jackets and Ohio to some degree)

Scouts, NHL personnel grounded, and this thing is growing by the day/hour.

I think it's time we all woke up here.

[Cousin Strawberry]

That’s understandable. You are one of the elderly

Well I'm younger than Wids, whom you are encouraging to go.

But don't kid yourself, people of all ages have-died/will-die from this.

You are a foolish, foolish man to downplay this thing to such a degree...

Blobs eats enough ass to feel confident his white blood cells are up to the task

[Cousin Strawberry]

I'm picturing Doc sitting on a throne of shit ticket rolls like Tony Montana

[Strangelove]

I'm picturing Doc sitting on a throne of shit ticket rolls like Tony Montana

I've bought up enough TP to get rich when the price skyrockets.

[Strangelove]

https://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/stat ... 3025796096

3:00 PM · Mar 11, 2020

FUCK

[Cousin Strawberry]

In my experience in alberta shithole oilfield camps, i found wearing gloves really helped me to avoid catching these things. Those camps used to get hammered by every infectious shit virus you could think of and my glove trick saved my bacon plenty. I would just toss them out and throw on new ones every day.

[Topper]

Jeffrey Dahmer has had his blender taken away, no more handshakes.