We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
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donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
I've had a few of those.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:45 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
but not those
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:42 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:45 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
but not those
It’s ok Tops, this is a safe place, nothing you say here will be used against you. Just ask Cuz.
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donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
I think I get where he's coming from. Sex and getting put in a headlock are equally probable.
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2Fingers wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:19 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:42 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:45 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
but not those
It’s ok Tops, this is a safe place, nothing you say here will be used against you. Just ask Cuz.
reef, in Japan the dicks and clits are the same size
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:lol:
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Topper wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:28 am
2Fingers wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:19 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:42 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:45 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
but not those
It’s ok Tops, this is a safe place, nothing you say here will be used against you. Just ask Cuz.
reef, in Japan the dicks and clits are the same size
...and, being Italian with a big tongue, well, that explains his infatuation.

I'm with Reef on Japanese girls btw.

Asian girls as a group actually.
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donlever wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 9:55 am
Topper wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:28 am
2Fingers wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:19 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:42 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:45 pm
donlever wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 1:02 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 12:47 pm Foursomes. Fivesomes. Cuz takes all comers :)
...other than lithe, sex crazed Jamaicans apparently.
*with penis's
but not those
It’s ok Tops, this is a safe place, nothing you say here will be used against you. Just ask Cuz.
reef, in Japan the dicks and clits are the same size
...and, being Italian with a big tongue, well, that explains his infatuation.

I'm with Reef on Japanese girls btw.

Asian girls as a group actually.
They do have nice clavicles I must say.
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:lol:

I would imagine many Kenyans also display a fine clavicle set.

I would also imagine some could place you in a headlock during sex.
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In Jamaica there is a small group of mixed race black/chinese that are incredibly stunning. My travel agent Simone, was one. I wished to see moan, but never had the opportunity.
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Topper wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:49 am In Jamaica there is a small group of mixed race black/chinese that are incredibly stunning. My travel agent Simone, was one. I wished to see moan, but never had the opportunity.
..yeah, highly exotic I would imagine.

I'd like to see them moan as well....
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Topper wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:49 am In Jamaica there is a small group of mixed race black/chinese that are incredibly stunning. My travel agent Simone, was one. I wished to see moan, but never had the opportunity.
It was a moanshot, you might say.
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donlever wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:34 am :lol:

I would imagine many Kenyans also display a fine clavicle set.

I would also imagine some could place you in a headlock during sex.
Yeah I guess the long distance runners are emaciated enough to show clavicle but that's a rare case of it not being appealing.

Not sure where the headlocks come in, though most Kenyans are becoming obese due to the heavy servings of starch in their diet. That puts them right in Cuz's wheelhouse though.
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5thhorseman wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 8:57 pm
donlever wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:34 am :lol:

I would imagine many Kenyans also display a fine clavicle set.

I would also imagine some could place you in a headlock during sex.
Yeah I guess the long distance runners are emaciated enough to show clavicle but that's a rare case of it not being appealing.

Not sure where the headlocks come in, though most Kenyans are becoming obese due to the heavy servings of starch in their diet. That puts them right in Cuz's wheelhouse though.
Probably not the Maasai though? I mean, they always look very lean in all pictures, and their traditional food consists mainly of raw meat, blood and milk. Supposedly the tallest people* on Earth with average height for men being 6'3''. Probably contributed to the gene pool of many NBA players....
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