Muffled laughter though...5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pmWhat about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!
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100 wanks.5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pmWhat about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!
I wonder how many masks Mr. Tang has?
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"Mr Tang"??
That's what Reef calls the old lady...
That's what Reef calls the old lady...
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Only when she straps on her little friend....reef calls him Victor
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Masks are tough to score, apparently there are a couple places you can buy them in Richmond5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pmWhat about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!
I’m hearing the move now is making masks out of vacuum bags, my wife is looking in to it as she can run a mean sewing machine
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Um.....yeah-ah. What were you thinking?Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:34 pmYou can use them for all the hookers you finger bangChef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!
“Tyler Myers is my guy... I was taking to Scotty Bowman last night and he was bringing up his name, and saying he’s a big guy and big guy need big minutes to play, he is playing great for ya… and I agree with him… He’s been exceptional” - Bruce Boudreau
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The little old lady sewing circles here have been stitching home made masks for a couple of weeks.
It's like wearing a condom on a nude beach to avoid procreating. Keeping your distance and not cumming inside bitches will do the same.
I just hope the old ladies are using soft absorbent material so they can line their granny pants and cut down on the depends bill.
It's like wearing a condom on a nude beach to avoid procreating. Keeping your distance and not cumming inside bitches will do the same.
I just hope the old ladies are using soft absorbent material so they can line their granny pants and cut down on the depends bill.
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Blimey! The scotch is all gone and I'm down to 22 bottles of wine, a bottle of gin, and a half-bottle of Crown.
Should have bought more booze, dagnabbit...
Should have bought more booze, dagnabbit...
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Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.
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I restock dailyStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:25 pm Blimey! The scotch is all gone and I'm down to 22 bottles of wine, a bottle of gin, and a half-bottle of Crown.
Should have bought more booze, dagnabbit...
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I just drank 1/2 of my 2 week supply tonight... :/
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I'm gonna need way more ammunitionStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:33 pm
Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.
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Apparently blue shop towels are the best filter for Kung Fu Flu.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:55 pmMasks are tough to score, apparently there are a couple places you can buy them in Richmond5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pmWhat about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!
I’m hearing the move now is making masks out of vacuum bags, my wife is looking in to it as she can run a mean sewing machine
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That's another thing there is a short supply of. I better quit wasting my stock on shooting gophers - have to use poison instead. Good thing my dogs don't eat the gophers.The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:26 pmI'm gonna need way more ammunitionStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:33 pm
Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.
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Apparently the virus has mutated, so now there are two different types of corona.
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