Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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1. Can't handle a rebuild.
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:46 am Blob is the kind of guy who takes a couple power tokes on the bong before hitting the weight room to work on the one and only area that matters to him - curls for girls. The rest of his body is a disaster
Why are you so angry Dude? Would you like a hug?
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Topper wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:26 pm 1. Can't handle a rebuild.
Topper...

“Can’t handle a question without running to Doc to see if he can answer it”

Sad really
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Uncle dans leg wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:45 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:25 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:03 pm
Aaronp18 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:53 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:41 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:31 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:56 pm 1. Can't handle a rebuild.
LOL
And his 4th :) :look:
You’d think 5th would be his 5th.
Baubles has a 5th for breakfast.
Wot did Doc feed you for breakfast? :lol:
:lol:
An awkward silence?
Big time

He has to clean Docs pubic hair out of his seven remaining teeth


Yuck
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1. Can't handle a rebuild.
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Strangelove wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:26 pm 1. Can't handle a rebuild.
Oh goody !!! The leader is back :lol:
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:51 pm
RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:46 am Blob is the kind of guy who takes a couple power tokes on the bong before hitting the weight room to work on the one and only area that matters to him - curls for girls. The rest of his body is a disaster
Why are you so angry Dude? Would you like a hug?
How do get “angry” out of that?
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RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:40 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:51 pm
RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:46 am Blob is the kind of guy who takes a couple power tokes on the bong before hitting the weight room to work on the one and only area that matters to him - curls for girls. The rest of his body is a disaster
Why are you so angry Dude? Would you like a hug?
How do get “angry” out of that?
You might even get angrier if Blob tries to hug you. Be careful of the reach-around!
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RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:40 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:51 pm
RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:46 am Blob is the kind of guy who takes a couple power tokes on the bong before hitting the weight room to work on the one and only area that matters to him - curls for girls. The rest of his body is a disaster
Why are you so angry Dude? Would you like a hug?
How do get “angry” out of that?
Do you need a hug?
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See what I'm saying?
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:45 pm
RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:40 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:51 pm
RoyalDude wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:46 am Blob is the kind of guy who takes a couple power tokes on the bong before hitting the weight room to work on the one and only area that matters to him - curls for girls. The rest of his body is a disaster
Why are you so angry Dude? Would you like a hug?
How do get “angry” out of that?
Do you need a hug?
I’m not your Robin Williams
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Angry little guy.....

Sorry Dude. You need to kick those feet up. I get it those legs can’t handle more than a few minutes of walking around. Do they have feathers on them or do you just shake and bake them ?
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1. Can't handle a rebuild.

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Strangelove wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:17 pm 1. Can't handle a rebuild.

Try to stay on topic...
IGC leader !!!

Lumpy can’t handle a rebuild. Give him Linden Veys, Sutters, Gudbransons, Pedans, Etems, Clendennings. Only use the standard number of draft picks or less in rebuild. I’d hate to see the rug riders Doc would hire to prop up his shanty.

Lumpy the 78 year old obese garden gnome wants to retire from Abby McDonald’s and he wants to see a champeen.

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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:28 pm IGC leader !!!
One more outburst like that and I'll clear this courtroom!

Back on topic please...
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