Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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Begin your submissions

1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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:lol: this thread is lit!!!

You know you have exposed a troll(s) when....... :lol:
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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RoyalDude wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:05 pm Begin your submissions

1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot
I feel like 5, 6, and 7, are pretty interchangeable.

I would scrap 9 and throw the Forsling for Clendening trade in there.
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Eddy Punch Clock wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:02 am 11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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TRY TO FOCUS ON THE SMELL OF HER ASS

:wow:

Dont you wonder why he didnt go in for a smell?
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I can picture Dude doing at the back tables in the Astoria
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Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
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Cornuck wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 am Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
:lol:

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

Had a very shiny butthole
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And if you ever saw it.
(saw it)

You'd know a fist it could surely hold.
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Uncle dans leg wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:08 am
Cornuck wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 am Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
:lol:

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

Had a very shiny butthole
Sigh - WTH I did nothing here but actively participate in bringing some enlightenment to this site.
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Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct. :)
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Cornuck wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:45 am Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct. :)
One less excuse
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Cornuck wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:58 am Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
Dudes got a thumb and one finger on his right hand. I think he got the other digits hacked off in Oakalla
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RoyalDude wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:05 pm Begin your submissions
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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1. Can't handle a rebuild.
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