The Bubbles Hargraves and Chef Dud review every GM move thread

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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Chef Boi RD » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:25 pm

Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:21 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:02 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:05 am
He needs to hit the gym and build up those razor thin chicken limbs
You need to hit the gym yourself Chris Farley, OR, inject tapeworms or get part of your stomach removed
I thought these attacks and this nonsense was going to stop.
I agree you should stop attacking Ollie for Jimbro not drafting Kassian’s beeotch the Turtle
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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Topper » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:32 pm

Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:21 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:02 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:05 am
He needs to hit the gym and build up those razor thin chicken limbs
You need to hit the gym yourself Chris Farley, OR, inject tapeworms or get part of your stomach removed
I thought these attacks and this nonsense was going to stop.
Crying for the mods to save you. LOL
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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by The Brown Wizard » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 pm

Hank wrote:
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The Brown Wizard wrote:
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dangler wrote:
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the new sports catch phrase "load management"
Thats what her belly is for
I like to vary my dump sites.

Razor was skating with Group A today. Seemed to be in good spirits.

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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Chef Boi RD » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 pm

Topper wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:32 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:21 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:02 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:05 am
He needs to hit the gym and build up those razor thin chicken limbs
You need to hit the gym yourself Chris Farley, OR, inject tapeworms or get part of your stomach removed
I thought these attacks and this nonsense was going to stop.
Crying for the mods to save you. LOL
That is typically called - “a Melvin”
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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:51 pm

Cornuck has started a thread specifically regarding the attacks and thread derailments and has informed posters that the nonsense will stop.

Is Hargraves the only one expected to toe the line?
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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Hank » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:34 pm

Hank finds it ironic that Doyle doesn't check the log for all the times the tow truck was called on his and Chef Boi's behalf...
Try to focus on THIS year...

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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Chef Boi RD » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:08 pm

We all as a community and an indebtedness to this privileged platform will all have to pull together, united as one, working our darndest to keep Doyle in check. It’s time we drain the swamp of his antics and be of a positive influence and the guiding lighting in his darkness.
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Re: Canucks Young Guns

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:16 pm

Doyle is on the straight and narrow. The Chef will likely hit his glass beak and come and shit up the boards every now and then purely out of habit and to avoid getting crushed in a debate again. He will mention Mike Gillis whether he’s relevant to the conversation or not because it’s all he’s got and he’s a bit of a one trick pony. We will have to as a community, work with the Chef’s limitations and see if we can’t re-create a once solid poster that went down the evil path of drugs and destruction.
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Re: The Bubbles Hargraves and Chef Dud review every GM move thread

Post by Chef Boi RD » Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:38 pm

I will break bread on this process to healing with one simple request for Doyle - be the change...be the change. You’re better than this.
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:42 pm

ESQ wrote:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote:
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Is this award presented before the new acquisitions of the off season have completed a game let alone a season?
Yes, funnily enough its presented in the same time-frame that we right off 21 year old prospects who've never played a game.

Although now that I think about it, you actually had OJ written off at age 19...
Again..... for the helmet wearers without a handler: I haven’t written Orenthal off. I merely beat it into the brains of some not so sharp characters that it was the wrong pick and that Vancouver handed one of its biggest rivals a blue chip player on a fucking platter.
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Chef Boi RD » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:04 pm

He shoots his mouth off, bullies non fighters but when Kassian asks him for a fight, he turtles. He sucker punch’s non-fighting Swedes and he sticks players on the ice from his bench, no I’m not talking about Burrows, or Cooke whom Blobbee despises. I’m talking about Tkachuk
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:11 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote:
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:04 pm
He shoots his mouth off, bullies non fighters but when Kassian asks him for a fight, he turtles. He sucker punch’s non-fighting Swedes and he sticks players on the ice from his bench, no I’m not talking about Burrows, or Cooke whom Blobbee despises. I’m talking about Tkachuk
And he scores 77 points from the 2nd line.

Any other nonsense to add?

The pick was butcherfucked

Keep moving, you’re making an even bigger idiot of yourself.
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Chef Boi RD » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:23 pm

Tkachuk gets prime PP minutes with Gaudreau and Monahan

Burrows

2009-10 - 28 goals 23 assists
2010-11 - 35 goals - 32 assists
2011-12 - 26 goals - 22 assists
2012-13 - 28 goals - 24 assists

Blobbee absolutely hates Burrows
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:36 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote:
Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:23 pm
Tkachuk gets prime PP minutes with Gaudreau and Monahan

Burrows

2009-10 - 28 goals 23 assists
2010-11 - 35 goals - 32 assists
2011-12 - 26 goals - 22 assists
2012-13 - 28 goals - 24 assists

Blobbee absolutely hates Burrows
And as usual you haven’t proven much

The comparison is Orenthal
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Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Post by Chef Boi RD » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:41 pm

Blob absolutely hated Burrows for his dirty style of play but gives Tkachuk his walking papers.
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