The Bubbles Hargraves and Chef Dud review every GM move thread

[Carl Yagro]

Hank finds it ironic that Doyle doesn't check the log for all the times the tow truck was called on his and Chef Boi's behalf...

[Chef Boi RD]

We all as a community and an indebtedness to this privileged platform will all have to pull together, united as one, working our darndest to keep Doyle in check. It’s time we drain the swamp of his antics and be of a positive influence and the guiding lighting in his darkness.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Doyle is on the straight and narrow. The Chef will likely hit his glass beak and come and shit up the boards every now and then purely out of habit and to avoid getting crushed in a debate again. He will mention Mike Gillis whether he’s relevant to the conversation or not because it’s all he’s got and he’s a bit of a one trick pony. We will have to as a community, work with the Chef’s limitations and see if we can’t re-create a once solid poster that went down the evil path of drugs and destruction.

[Chef Boi RD]

I will break bread on this process to healing with one simple request for Doyle - be the change...be the change. You’re better than this.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Is this award presented before the new acquisitions of the off season have completed a game let alone a season?

Yes, funnily enough its presented in the same time-frame that we right off 21 year old prospects who've never played a game.

Although now that I think about it, you actually had OJ written off at age 19...

Again..... for the helmet wearers without a handler: I haven’t written Orenthal off. I merely beat it into the brains of some not so sharp characters that it was the wrong pick and that Vancouver handed one of its biggest rivals a blue chip player on a fucking platter.

[Chef Boi RD]

He shoots his mouth off, bullies non fighters but when Kassian asks him for a fight, he turtles. He sucker punch’s non-fighting Swedes and he sticks players on the ice from his bench, no I’m not talking about Burrows, or Cooke whom Blobbee despises. I’m talking about Tkachuk

[Blob Mckenzie]

He shoots his mouth off, bullies non fighters but when Kassian asks him for a fight, he turtles. He sucker punch’s non-fighting Swedes and he sticks players on the ice from his bench, no I’m not talking about Burrows, or Cooke whom Blobbee despises. I’m talking about Tkachuk

And he scores 77 points from the 2nd line.

Any other nonsense to add?

The pick was butcherfucked

Keep moving, you’re making an even bigger idiot of yourself.

[Chef Boi RD]

Tkachuk gets prime PP minutes with Gaudreau and Monahan

Burrows

2009-10 - 28 goals 23 assists
2010-11 - 35 goals - 32 assists
2011-12 - 26 goals - 22 assists
2012-13 - 28 goals - 24 assists

Blobbee absolutely hates Burrows

[Blob Mckenzie]

Tkachuk gets prime PP minutes with Gaudreau and Monahan

Burrows

2009-10 - 28 goals 23 assists
2010-11 - 35 goals - 32 assists
2011-12 - 26 goals - 22 assists
2012-13 - 28 goals - 24 assists

Blobbee absolutely hates Burrows

And as usual you haven’t proven much

The comparison is Orenthal

[Chef Boi RD]

Blob absolutely hated Burrows for his dirty style of play but gives Tkachuk his walking papers.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I’ve proven nothing again, sorry to waste the bandwidth

[Chef Boi RD]

When Blob was a kid he was one of those punks who used to terrorize the shoppers at Coquitlam Centre Mall. He was the fat kid bullying the younger kids in the toy section of Zellers

[Cousin Strawberry]

When Blob was a kid he was one of those punks who used to terrorize the shoppers at Coquitlam Centre Mall. He was the fat kid bullying the younger kids in the toy section of Zellers

What i'm taking from that:

You got bullied by fat kids in zellers toy dept at coq centre

[Chef Boi RD]

When Blob was a kid he was one of those punks who used to terrorize the shoppers at Coquitlam Centre Mall. He was the fat kid bullying the younger kids in the toy section of Zellers

What i'm taking from that:

You got bullied by fat kids in zellers toy dept at coq centre

No way Bro. More like Blob was a fat punk ass kid loitering in the parking lots of strip malls in Pitt Meadows, stealing candy from corner stores

[Tciso]

When Blob was a kid he was one of those punks who used to terrorize the shoppers at Coquitlam Centre Mall. He was the fat kid bullying the younger kids in the toy section of Zellers

What i'm taking from that:

You got bullied by fat kids in zellers toy dept at coq centre

No way Bro. More like Blob was a fat punk ass kid loitering in the parking lots of strip malls in Pitt Meadows, stealing candy from corner stores

I just imagine Chef and Blobbie hanging together. A messed up "Boi and Silent Blob" vibe.