A Sacrifice to the hockey gods?

[Cornuck]

It's been suggested that we try another sacrifice to appease the hockey gods.

It's been further suggested that we sacrifice a certain 'blue tuna fish' on Dec 3rd before the Leaves game.

Being the open democracy (to a point) that is the Corner, I put it to you:

[rats19]

I am torn simply from the entertainment level on this BUT you did start this thing corn and I am dizzy with anticipation on the upcoming event.

How about we win... tuna gone OR we lose tuna gone... take your pick

Rats19

[Strangelove]

Yes please.

[Topper]

Put someone on the altar who really hates the Canucks.

Banning a troll from another team.....how Bingo of Bountiful of you

[Aaronp18]

As funny as it would be for the 30 seconds slapping Tuna around constantly about is beloved Leaves is far more fun!

Can't we just default his avatar to an "I hate leaves" logo or that flaming Leaf fan pic?

[Puck]

Yeah, I don't know about this. It would be the epitome of petty to ban him for any irritation his team causes us. It's somewhat embarrassing that we are discussing him at all.

[Cousin Strawberry]

No way man. You cant get rid of tuna.

[Strangelove]

Yeah, I don't know about this. It would be the epitome of petty to ban him for any irritation his team causes us. It's somewhat embarrassing that we are discussing him at all.

Looks like... someone... is not grasping the concept of a human sacrifice!

Sacrificing a true-blue Leaf fan on a fucking Canucks message board on Game Day vs the Leaves

... would virtually guarantee a win.

And the Hockey Gods would most definitely smile upon us moving forward.

NO ONE loves Tuna more than yours truly, that's what makes this a "sacrifice", get it?!

What are you... a godless atheist??

[Blob Mckenzie]

I like Tuna. He provides a different viewpoint to the group think some posters want to cram down others throats

[Island Nucklehead]

Tuna's troll game is strong and he should have been banned long ago. Mods kept him around to be used as a punching bag for his joke of a franchise.

Banning him now that the tables have turned would be poor form.

[Aaronp18]

Y'know, I can't help but think we have someone among us that could be a better sacrifice!

Many feel we offend the hockey gods or have in the past and that's the reason for our abysmal franchise history.

We need to respect and honour these holy beings!

Does it offend the hockey gods that we have a member claiming to be one himself?? This concerns me greatly.

[rats19]

You might be right AP.... hockey gods don't I assume like that kind of thing. Maybe the hockey gods can give us a sign???


Then again maybe the original plan of deleting members who only have an account and are not really members is a better thing. Cleans the board up and satisfies our blood lust...

[Aaronp18]

You might be right AP.... hockey gods don't I assume like that kind of thing. Maybe the hockey gods can give us a sign???

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[Topper]

You might be right AP.... hockey gods don't I assume like that kind of thing. Maybe the hockey gods can give us a sign???

How's this for a billboard

Now that I live in Ontario, the PT starts kill me. Thankfully the Canucks are playing the leaves tomorrow.

Gives the Dude a legitimate reason to start drinking at noon.

[Mickey107]

Maybe we should just sacrifice a Toronto Maple Leaf jersey. Pictorial, of course.
It wouldn't be against our Country Flag because it's the wrong color anyways.
Maybe many things would be made right.