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There happens to be strong evidence (ancient aliens)supporting the theory that sasquatch might in fact be alien tourists. Apparently they can emit a subsonic sound that makes people nervous and unsettled...shaky camera time.

All they want to do is hike around naked in the bush and theres always some cunt with a camera harshing his buzz
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In 1959 Papua New Guinea was still a territory of Australia. June of that year saw the spectacular sightings of a UFO by Father William Gill, an Australian Anglican missionary, and 37 members of his Boianai mission. Gill made notes about the experience, which the media obtained. Stories appeared in August, causing a sensation. There were even questions to the Australian Minister of Defence in Parliament about it as it was at the height of the cold war and secret Soviet missions were a real concern and the RAAF launched an investigation. The veracity of Father Gill's testimony has never been questioned and to this day the Boianai sightings are one of the strangest episodes in the annals of UFOlogy.
Gill and his congregation were adamant that they had been visited by an alien craft and actually saw the occupants. Only the day before the sighting, Gill had composed a letter to the Reverend David Durie, Acting Principal of Saint Aidan’s College at Dogura, to accompany a report regarding a UFO sighting made by Stephen Moi, an assistant teacher at Gill’s mission.
‘Dear David, Have a look at this extraordinary data. I am almost convinced about the “visitation” theory. There have been quite a number of reports over the months, from reliable witnesses. The peculiar thing about these most recent reports is that the UFOs seem to be stationary at Boianai or to travel from Boianai. The Mount Pudi vicinity seems to be the hovering area. I myself saw a stationary white light twice on the same night on 9 April, but in a different place each time. I believe your students have also sighted one over Boianai. The Assistant District Officer, Bob Smith and Mr Glover have all seen it, or similar ones on different occasions again, over Boianai, although I think the Baniara people said they watched it travel across the sky from our direction. I should think that this is the first time that the “saucer” has been identified as such."
The incident was the basis for a book "The Visitants" by Randolph Stow, who had worked as an assistant to the anthropologist, Charles Julius, and had been a cadet patrol officer in the Trobriand Islands.


The Trobriand Islands. Years ago Iwas trying to make it there for the yam festival but never made it...rumours of island bunnies shagging like minks were brought to my attention.
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Have you seen this one before Wiz?

(old feller starts his story at 4:41)
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:wow:

No i hadnt seen that. Wow.

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Check out this one. Halfway down are a number of quotes from notable people.

This shit is real man...

https://www.collective-evolution.com/20 ... rom-space/
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Former Liberal defense minister Paul Hellyer:


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It seems the thing holding humanity back is cruelty, hostility and a lack of empathy. Theyre dialed into our collective consciousness and know all the fucked up shit we think about...like god.

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am It seems the thing holding humanity back is cruelty, hostility and a lack of empathy. Theyre dialed into our collective consciousness and know all the fucked up shit we think about...like god.

Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
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The most "fucked up shit we think about" is the idea of aliens. Image

It's a trick man, listen... they :look: ... are setting us up for a fake alien invasion!
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
this is why you tape over your laptop camera
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:35 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am It seems the thing holding humanity back is cruelty, hostility and a lack of empathy. Theyre dialed into our collective consciousness and know all the fucked up shit we think about...like god.

Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
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The most "fucked up shit we think about" is the idea of aliens. Image

It's a trick man, listen... they :look: ... are setting us up for a fake alien invasion!
Open your third eye Doc. This shit is happening!

Dont worry though...disclosure will come with a way for the religeous zealots to retain their dignity

:look:
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Topper wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:33 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
this is why you tape over your laptop camera
:lol:

'remote viewing'
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:52 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:35 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am It seems the thing holding humanity back is cruelty, hostility and a lack of empathy. Theyre dialed into our collective consciousness and know all the fucked up shit we think about...like god.

Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
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The most "fucked up shit we think about" is the idea of aliens. Image

It's a trick man, listen... they :look: ... are setting us up for a fake alien invasion!
Open your third eye Doc. This shit is happening!

Dont worry though...disclosure will come with a way for the religeous zealots to retain their dignity

:look:
OMG... they :look: ... are playing you like a fiddle.

Those dancing green lightsabres? Yeah, that was... them :look: .

It's all about fake news and fake aliens...
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
Don't wank angry Wiz, don't wank angry...
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Angry is the only way to wank Doc
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