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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Uncle dans leg wrote: Seems legit...
What... "drinking your own pee"?? :eh:

*looks at thread title*

So are you saying woodboogers are aliens? :hmmm:

True story, I once had this client who swore woodboogers are the pets of the aliens.

(the aliens told her this)

She said the aliens beam their pet woodboogers down to the surface for a little exercise.

(and to relieve themselves)

See, that's why woodboogers are only spotted here and there.

(and why they are said to stink so much)

Don't worry folks, she's under heavy sedation these days, just drools a lot now. :thumbs:
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Doc....watch yourself on Mt McKee...http://canadaufo.blogspot.ca/2012/10/po ... d.html?m=1
Especially like 2 years ago. Say, wasn't that around the time of your "hiatus"?

What have you done with Doc you tall white bastard
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Uncle dans leg wrote:Doc....watch yourself on Mt McKee...http://canadaufo.blogspot.ca/2012/10/po ... d.html?m=1
Especially like 2 years ago. Say, wasn't that around the time of your "hiatus"?

What have you done with Doc you tall white bastard

yah..or...or rats will take your woman....
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Strangelove wrote:http://ca.eonline.com/news/643931/ouch- ... -in-canada

LOL fuckin Lethbridge...
He said he didn't like country music so I asked him why
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Uncle dans leg wrote:
Strangelove wrote:http://ca.eonline.com/news/643931/ouch- ... -in-canada

LOL fuckin Lethbridge...
He said he didn't like country music so I asked him why
I just checked the laws of the land and do I believe you're safe ole chum. :)

Just tell the judge there's no laws against punching aliens in the face:

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No way will Marilyn agree to a DNA testing!

G E N I U S

Worst case scenario: $50 fine for Cruelty to Animals. :thumbs:
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It's big news in these parts...I overheard some cowboy looking dudes at IHOP talking about it...
Apparently he really needed a good shot in the head lol

I read the paper here that the manager saw someone run up out of nowhere and smoked him in the head then landed another shot to his makeup guy...fuck I can see that in my stoned mind sooooo clearly lol
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Uncle dans leg wrote:...fuck I can see that in my stoned mind sooooo clearly lol
Yeah, it's like you were there right!
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Strangelove wrote:
Uncle dans leg wrote:...fuck I can see that in my stoned mind sooooo clearly lol
Yeah, it's like you were there right!
U ever see "Being John Malkovic"?

Ya like that

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http://www.popsci.com/alien-megastructu ... nvestigate

Did you guys read about this shit? Wha-aaaat the FUCK!

I knew it....those lights I've seen that I had told you about are fucking real man. Fuckers are studying us!
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Uncle dans leg wrote:Fuckers are studying us!
No we're not...
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cool theory on the explanation of the weird light fluctuation from that star in that solar system but it's most likely caused by some kind of planetary catastrophe
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