Conspiracy Theory

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Matt Gurney: False nuclear alert shows Canadians are on their own in case of disaster
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If i lived in toilet I'd be moving. Those control boards are shit straight out of the fuckin 60s probably went in the same year the laughs beat out 5 other teams for the last cup theyll ever win
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"evolution"

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/fbi-tells-fa ... ews-report
Family of Kristin Smart, who vanished 23 years ago, told by ex-FBI agent to be prepared for news

The family of Kristin Smart, the California college student who vanished 23 years ago after attending a party near her school, was told by a former FBI agent to be prepared for news and to secure a family spokesperson.

Denise Smart, the woman's mother, told the Stockton Record that the FBI contacted her and told her to "be ready."

"This is really going to be something you don't expect. We want to give you the support you need," she said she was told. The family later clarified that a former agent for the bureau had reached out.

The report said the FBI was not clear on what the development was, she was told that her family might want to "get away for a while," and she should secure a family spokesperson.

The mother admitted to the paper that since she was told about the development she has had anxiety.
This is extremely odd, here are the possibilities as I see them...

Was she brainwashed and programmed to become a hitter for the Clintons?

Was she captured and held as a sex slave by a deranged woodbooger?

Was she abducted by aliens and now been returned as a cyborg?

Did she stumble through an inter-dimensional portal and become trapped for 23 years in a world where Nelson Mandela died in the 80s?

Gotta be one of those by my reckoning...
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"her family might want to "get away for a while," and she should secure a family spokesperson"

Maybe her husband kept their daughter locked up in a secret dungeon under the garage the whole time, Austrian-style? :mex:
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Per wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:32 am
"her family might want to "get away for a while," and she should secure a family spokesperson"

Maybe her husband kept their daughter locked up in a secret dungeon under the garage the whole time, Austrian-style? :mex:
Nah, if that were it he would have been arrested and it would be all over the news.

Something weird is going on here...
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