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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Reefer2 » Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:35 pm

Maybe they are looking for Trumps parents?

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

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Reefer2 wrote:
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Maybe they are looking for Trumps parents?
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by The Brown Wizard » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:29 pm

Join us doc. We need conquistadors.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Cornuck » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:27 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:29 pm
They cant get us all (without an automated sentry chain gun)
(which they'll have.... plus alien high tech evaporation ray guns).

We went out there a few years back. Lots of sensors around, and you don't see anyone until you get up to the fence, then the black trucks arrive.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by micky107 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:10 am

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Area 51 is a fully functional military base. It has, and continues to do exactly what it was designed to do.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by The Brown Wizard » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:20 am

Cornuck wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:27 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:29 pm
They cant get us all (without an automated sentry chain gun)
(which they'll have.... plus alien high tech evaporation ray guns).

We went out there a few years back. Lots of sensors around, and you don't see anyone until you get up to the fence, then the black trucks arrive.
You did? I saw on a couple different alien expose shows how serious the security is there. I would love to sit back in a lawn chair and watch idiots try and run in there en masse. Id camp out for weeks to get a good view of that

Mick check out this fuckin thing man. Active Denial System...wtf! That's incredible
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System
It would be so fun to smoke a fatty then bbq hippies and shit with that thing. If they were coming in waves and more come with every wave...
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Topper » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:06 am

Cornuck wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:27 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:29 pm
They cant get us all (without an automated sentry chain gun)
(which they'll have.... plus alien high tech evaporation ray guns).

We went out there a few years back. Lots of sensors around, and you don't see anyone until you get up to the fence, then the black trucks arrive.
Similar to some old nuclear sites in Idaho
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by micky107 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:02 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:20 am

Mick check out this fuckin thing man. Active Denial System...wtf! That's incredible
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System
It would be so fun to smoke a fatty then bbq hippies and shit with that thing. If they were coming in waves and more come with every wave...
The Active Denial System (ADS) is a non-lethal, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military

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Just kidding around Dan; the whole thing is growing incredibly and the interest in Area 51 has now passed to the Next generation
and it's blowing up with intrigue.

But like I said, the base is functioning exactly like it's designed to.
Your driving down from Reno to Vegas, your looking off to the east, you know it's there and you get a chill up the back of your neck.
I wanna see, I gotta.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:25 pm



Apparently the plan is to eventually turn us all into goosestepping stooges and 1984 is just around the corner.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by micky107 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:51 am

........Image RAGE!
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Per » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:09 am

Strangelove wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:25 pm
1984 is just around the corner.
1984 was 35 years ago.
And I spent the first half of it serving in the military.

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I was younger then.

Btw, if you like dystopian novels about totalitarian government, I could recommend Kallocain by Karin Boye. The first time I read it, it felt a bit inspired by Orwell's 1984, but then I realized Kallocain was published in 1940 and Orwell's book in 1949... :o

It's available on line for free.

http://digicoll.library.wisc.edu/cgi-bi ... pview=hide

Sadly, Boye committed suicide in 1941.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by The Brown Wizard » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:08 am

Per wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:09 am
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1984 was 35 years ago.
And I spent the first half of it serving in the military.

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I was younger then.

Looks like a guy who didnt smoke nearly enough grass to form an educated opinion on the matter.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Strangelove » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:32 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:08 am
Looks like a guy who didnt smoke nearly enough grass to form an educated opinion on the matter.

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If keeping a watch for enemy forces invading Sweden in 1983-84 in minus 40 degree temperature doesn't drive you to drugs

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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by Per » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:51 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:32 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:08 am
Looks like a guy who didnt smoke nearly enough grass to form an educated opinion on the matter.

:mex:
If keeping a watch for enemy forces invading Sweden in 1983-84 in minus 40 degree temperature doesn't drive you to drugs

... nothing will. :wink:
I remember a guy from Stockholm who claimed he only smoked at parties. We were in the woods in mid winter, temperatures were between -30 and -40. At three a.m. I was replacing him standing guard outside the tent. He was smoking.
I looked at him and said ”don’t ever invite me to one of your parties”.
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Re: Conspiracy Theory

Post by The Brown Wizard » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:56 pm

For such a seemingly liberal and progressive nation you guys sure are behind the curve when it comes to prohibition of a harmless party favour.
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