Conspiracy Theory

[Strangelove]

Off i go to research majestic 12

I'm going to do the same when I get the time.

[Topper]

I wonder how many of the Covington students will receive lacrosse scholarships to Duke University?

[Strangelove]

Covington and the leftist media.

Thoughts?

I was sincerely hoping for Reefer's thoughts in particular here.

Could this be the thing that finally sets our reefer free?

Or will he choose to burrow his head even further into the sand?

.... with his butt sticking up in the air.

The commies are fucking you in the ass Reef, for God's sake break free!

I see you lurking, come on Reef, you can do this…

First communion bro Kavanaugh, now Covington.

They’re not using condoms you know!

... and they would crucify the pope, first chance they got.

[2Fingers]

Covington and the leftist media.

Thoughts?

I was sincerely hoping for Reefer's thoughts in particular here.

Could this be the thing that finally sets our reefer free?

Or will he choose to burrow his head even further into the sand?

.... with his butt sticking up in the air.

The commies are fucking you in the ass Reef, for God's sake break free!

I see you lurking, come on Reef, you can do this…

First communion bro Kavanaugh, now Covington.

They’re not using condoms you know!

... and they would crucify the pope, first chance they got.

Sure

Curious, do you buy your tin foil hates in bulk at Costco or are you more of a DIY type of guy?

[Strangelove]

Sure

Ahh well, no one can say I didn't try, some folks like it up the ass I suppose, not judging...

[Topper]

[Strangelove]

Disney producer figures Catholic kids who simply want to make America great again should be put to death.

Interesting times eh reef?

[Strangelove]

Hey Danny, have you heard about what's going on in Carstairs?

[Cousin Strawberry]

I only glanced at something about it... car fobs not working or...? Damn it I'll pack a fresh bowl and delve into it

[Strangelove]

I only glanced at something about it... car fobs not working or...? Damn it I'll pack a fresh bowl and delve into it

Yeah and car batteries dying and whatnot.

A bunch of folks are suggesting a War of the Worlds tripod thingy was buried there thousands of years ago, just firing up now.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I wish it was a war of world thing but sadly it was only a trasmitter stuck on send somewhere.

No cheering for us as it incinerates calgary flamers fans. Otto kicked it in cunts

[Topper]

Hmmmmmmm, friends of ours live there, the husband and father of 4 died of cancer at the age of 45 on New Years Day

[Strangelove]

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This one's for you Danny!

https://www.foxnews.com/science/harvard ... iter-orbit

A distinguished Harvard University professor is not backing down from his claims that a piece of extraterrestrial spacecraft technology may be flying past the orbit of Jupiter at this moment.

Avi Loeb, one of the top astronomy professors in the world, boasting of decades of Ivy League professorships and hundreds of publicized works in respected astronomy publications, is remaining defiant that the space object – dubbed as “Oumuamua” – first noticed by Hawaiian astronomers in 2017 could be from another civilization.

A distinguished Harvard prof... an actual genius... believes in extraterrestrial intelligence brah!

Do you know what this means??

IT MEANS... even distinguished geniuses can be totally WACK!!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Fuck that its real. Check that thing out dude...its giant space doobie and its coming to fuck us up

[Cousin Strawberry]

Look at this fucking thing man. It has inexplicably slowed down once and i think corrected course once.
Seriously what the FUQ?