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Cornuck wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 6:28 pm Prison guards admit to falsifying records about night of Jeffrey Epstein's death LINK
Tova Noel and Michael Thomas were accused of sleeping and browsing on the internet instead of making their required rounds every 30 minutes during the eight-hour period. Epstein's cell was 15 feet from the guards when he killed himself in August 2019.
Yeah, a lot of extremely rich + powerful people wanted to shut the guy up.

I wonder how much those guards have sitting in secret Swiss bank accounts right now.
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Mmmmmmelania

"Tactical fake arm"

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https://prayingmedic.com/2021/08/04/a-s ... evolution/
A Summary of Patel Patriot’s Articles on Devolution

August 4, 2021

The word “devolution” as it is used in the context of government refers to the delegation of powers from a central government to regional or local entities. As it pertains to this discussion, it suggests that Trump and the military have established regional hubs of governmental authority and this fact is known only to those who are directly involved. A number of people have uncovered documents and pieced together key events supporting the idea that Trump put in place a mechanism by which he could remain Commander in Chief, even as Joe Biden appears to be President.

The devolution theory revolves around a number of presidential memoranda, executive orders, and odd personnel changes made in 2020 related to national security. The key players involved are Chris Miller, Kash Patel, and Ezra Cohen-Watnick, who held positions in the Pentagon and the National Counterterrorism Center prior to, and after the election.

Central to the devolution theory is that Trump knew the election would be stolen by a foreign power, and he viewed this as an act of war. In response, he preemptively and covertly took steps to invalidate the outcome of the election. The measures he took are known only to a handful of people, but they effectively make him the true Commander in Chief. A decision was made to allow the public to believe Joe Biden is President, but at a later date, we will be informed of the truth.

Further, the theory proposes that a few key military assets around the country are covertly supporting Trump, while most of the military believes Biden is calling the shots. At a future time—perhaps when indisputable evidence of election fraud is made public—the military and Trump will make their big reveal.
Keep this under your hats people.

And please don't respond until you have read all seven parts.
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LOL - sorry, but I'm not going read all 7 parts. :D

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That's too bad Corn, I'm sure the logic + evidence contained within would have convinced you.

But now we'll never know for sure...
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Cornuck wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 8:21 pm LOL - sorry, but I'm not going read all 7 parts. :D

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Oh oh! Mëds really got me there! :D
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I tried to read it but only got halfway through before i started chuckling. I was asked to not comment on the content unless i read to the end but seriously....c'mon man
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We are Devo
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:42 amWe are Devo
Which one are you?

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On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.

Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.

The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.

The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.

The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.

NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7’s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.

The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.

If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.

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Well when you put it that way, it does sound a tad suspicious...
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/fac ... 008413002/
Fact check: False claims that Jeff Bezos is an alien, reptile draw on conspiracy theories

The claim: There is an alien’s face in Jeff Bezos' neck, proving he's not human

Fact check: Gina Maria Colvin Hill claims Bezos is wearing “a rubber mask on his head” and argues “his hands even look fake, too.”

“He’s a reptilian!" she says. "I don’t think he’s a human.”

But there is no evidence an alien is living in Bezos' neck – or that the billionaire is a reptile. This video references several outlandish, unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.

Our rating: False

Based on our research, we rate FALSE the claim that there is an alien’s face in Bezos' neck, proving he's not human. The video used as evidence shows Bezos' neck wrinkles move as he talks. There is no evidence that Bezos is a reptile or alien – or that it is scientifically possible for another species to mask themselves as human. This claim draws on several unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.

Our fact-check sources:

USA TODAY, July 9, Jeff Bezos' net worth reaches a staggering $214 billion
TIME, accessed July 19, The Reptilian Elite
The Washington Post, June 15, 2016, ‘I am not a lizard’: Mark Zuckerberg is latest celebrity asked about reptilian conspiracy
The Economic Club of Washington, D.C., via YouTube, Sept. 20, 2018, Jeff Bezos, CEO and Founder, Amazon
Britannica, accessed July 19, Jeff Bezos

While I do appreciate your efforts USA Today, if it's all the same to you I'll await the Fox News report before making a determination. :scowl:
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