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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:10 pm
by Strangelove
^MMMMMMMMM.... handshakes.
https://www.nhl.com/sharks/news/update- ... 18989073=1
SAN JOSE, CA - Sharks Sports & Entertainment is today announcing an update to events scheduled at SAP Center at San Jose through April 1, 2020.
All three San Jose Sharks games (March 19 vs. Montreal, March 21 vs. Boston and March 29 vs. Arizona) will be played as scheduled at SAP Center but will be closed to the general public.
No doubt their final 2 home games in April will get the same treatment... if the NHL doesn't end up just cancelling the season.
(which wouldn't surprise me at this point)
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:41 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
The NBA just suspended the season. Wild
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:09 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:41 pm
The NBA just suspended the season. Wild
Like I say, I can see this happening with the NHL.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:14 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Thankfully there's a lot less high fiving in the NHL and what little there is is done mostly with gloves on.
Hockey should be okay.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:16 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
It's panic city for anyone with a basketball jones.
That's going to be rough.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:17 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:18 pm
by Strangelove
*
curls up in fetal position*
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:26 pm
by Strangelove
https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboar ... 7b48e9ecf6
This is a great place to go for a constantly-updated bird's-eye view of the pandemic.
Keep in mind they only have the ability to test about 3000 in NA per day...
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:39 pm
by Strangelove
https://twitter.com/cultureoflosing/sta ... 2538777601
The NHL is going to wait until coronavirus is a repeat offender before suspending games.
7:01 PM · Mar 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/LeBronMaclean/statu ... 0283250688
The NHL has fined coronavirus $3,521, the maximum amount allowable under the CBA
7:03 PM · Mar 11, 2020
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:47 pm
by CrzyCanuck
don't take away the stats and records
Hughes needs his calder!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:54 pm
by Strangelove
https://twitter.com/kevin_mcgran/status ... 2837492740
Kevin McGran
@kevin_mcgran
Personally I'd be shocked if they didn't follow the NBA's lead and postpone games
6:46 PM · Mar 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/ ... 8595154944
Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNIC
NHL conference call tomorrow with the teams, NHLPA will canvas its executive committee.
7:39 PM · Mar 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/DonLagreca/status/1 ... 6073896960
Don La Greca
@DonLagreca
No team in the NHL playing tonight is in action tomorrow. Every road team is already in the city where their playing. My guess is the NHL will suspend play after tomorrow’s slate.
7:39 PM · Mar 11, 2020
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:04 pm
by Strangelove
https://twitter.com/NHLPA/status/1237937086663196673
NHLPA
@NHLPA
NHLPA Statement: “We are in continuous contact with the NHL regarding the coronavirus and the recent announcement by the NBA. These discussions will continue tomorrow morning, and we will consult with players before commenting further.”
8:02 PM · Mar 11, 2020
DOOMED
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:29 pm
by Cornuck
Argh.... predictable, but why not just televise the games?
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:37 pm
by 5thhorseman
Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:58 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:34 am
Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:24 am
Well I decided I'm going on my trip! Someone has to stand up to this virus. And the Canucks are not winning the Cup this year anyway
Hey Per, I will be in Sweden!
Good for you. You can’t let fear dictate your life
Hey, be honest, we are ALL scared to death of Per! 
But seriously folks, if it were me I would postpone until such time as a vaccine is available.
And that wouldn't be a decision based on fear, but rather logic...
I have to add, HW are you out of your mind?
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:01 pm
by 5thhorseman
Trump suspends all travel from Europe.
Tom Hanks is infected.
Dow futures are down 4.55% as we speak.
"It's all started my dear old friend"
"What's that Mr. Lahey?"
"The shit blizzard."