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One of the Cuz pudgy Kiwis lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

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donlever wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:34 pm One of the Cuz pudgy Kiwis lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

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So let’s talk about gas and beer.

To me the IPA give the most gas, I think it is strength of the hops. Normal beer I fluff just enough to run the Christmas lights. 4 IPA and I give a 2,000 watt solar panel a run for its money. Whisky and no gas.

Throw in steak asparagus and a couple IPAs and we would never have brown outs. Smell might be a little bad but nothing a good file yet can get rid of. Sometimes it smells bad enough even I have to hide my face under the covers, but it’s when the cat looks up and runs out of the room that I know I scored a touchdown. Some night the wife just points to the spare room and tells me to sleep there. I guess between the snoring the fluffing it keeps her up at night

I will never stop drinking IPA but heck 1 divorce or 2 does it really make a difference.

This message was said after 1 IPA. 1 pale ale and 6 fingers of some good old Jameson so who know that the hell Apple auto corrected above.
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2Fingers wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2022 11:19 pm. Some night the wife just points to the spare room and tells me to sleep there
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Per wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:26 pm … and dresses were shorter…


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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Fri Nov 25, 2022 2:23 am
2Fingers wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2022 11:19 pm. Some night the wife just points to the spare room and tells me to sleep there
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Fingers can pull a side piece in the spare room, and with the noise, can blame the gas.
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Just leave your dirty fleshlight laying on that spare bed... she'll either up her game or pack her shit.

Either way, it's a win for ya buddy :thumbs:
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The Dude speaks on the space program...


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fuck is that ever funny.

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Hey Doc - you know this guy?

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Cornuck wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:49 am Hey Doc - you know this guy?

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Looks like buddy got his red wings!

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You guys know that Jimmy Dore has impersonators of famous people on his show, right?
Baldy's Swedes... our new Megna & Chaput :thumbs:
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Cornuck wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:49 am Hey Doc - you know this guy?
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