UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 5:03 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 4:56 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 4:46 pm .
^ That's why I don't attend church! :D
She happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier :D
That poor bastard spent most of his life in prison until he finally got out only to die a painful death.

Yeah, I'm not sure that God liked him very much. :(

I like your Prince Philip messiah idea much better!
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Heh! I never saw those.
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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
I'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".
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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:45 pm
Cornuck wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:38 pm Not sure you why expect everyone to believe in some invisible sky wizard.
I don't expect them to.

They. Just. Do. :drink:
I think Stephen Fry makes a great argument in this interview:



Oh, and the face expression on the guy that interviews him... Priceless! :lol:

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Per wrote: Sat May 23, 2020 1:52 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:45 pm
Cornuck wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:38 pm Not sure you why expect everyone to believe in some invisible sky wizard.
I don't expect them to.

They. Just. Do. :drink:
I think Stephen Fry makes a great argument in this interview:
Fry is like a lot of the pretenders.

"I'm so mad at God I'm gonna... I'm gonna... why I'm gonna pretend he doesn't exist! Yeah, that's the ticket!" :lol:

But he. Doesn't. Fool. Me.

Per wrote: Sat May 23, 2020 1:52 pm Oh, and the face expression on the guy that interviews him... Priceless! :lol:

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Yes, ole Fry, God bless him, has always lived for getting reactions out of people.

(like pretending to be gay for example)
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Strangelove wrote: Sat May 23, 2020 2:07 pm
But he. Doesn't. Fool. Me.
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Strangelove wrote: Sat May 23, 2020 11:44 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 5:19 pm Heh! I never saw those.
That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
I'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".
Well yes. They're the Black Israelites.

Anyone lighter than Tiger Woods would be the devil.
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^ Better! :lol:
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How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun May 24, 2020 10:51 pm How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
Except unicorns.

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