Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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With low centers of gravity like these gentlemen possess it's easy to see how they could have perfected skullet tossing.
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rats19 wrote: Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:57 pm I’m half inch shy of 6’2”

And 18 lbs shy of 200


Fuck I’m Sutter.... :crazy:
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:44 pm With low centers of gravity like these gentlemen possess it's easy to see how they could have perfected skullet tossing.
The Chef GOT skullet tossed... he didn’t do any tossing. A low centre of gravity? I guess.... ? That 275 is all boiler, back fat and ass. He has razor thin arms like Kermit the Frog, and legs like a chicken. Zero muscle tone on this cat and the man sweats lumbering up and down his hallway upon waking up in the morning. He takes those foot long Mr Big bars to the toilet and harfs one back while he takes a shit. The sheer amount of pus in his pock marked grill adds another five pounds to his jowely face. He huffs and puffs his way though a shift of dry walling and is amazed when his phone gets up to 2000 steps in a single day and celebrates with a triple baconater, an extra large poutine and a jumbo strawberry shake to get his fruit quota up.
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:D :D :D :lol: :lol:
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Doyle is a legend in the Tri Cities His and Hers Slowpitch league. His gut is so swollen from a steady stream of IPA’s and Taco Time his hairy ass belly is always forever exposed for the world to see. Everytime he swings for the fences he sharts. His fruit of the looms are so shit stained Skidmarked from endless sharting his wife throws out his whities after just one wear. He hangs out in his basement on his black Diamond tuff leather couch watching homemade videos of his glory moments in slow pitch, snorting cocaine yelling at his wife to get him a beer and demanding a plate of nachos and a tub of sour cream. He can’t get it up anymore due to blood pressure problems, gets a prescription Of viagra to help bring back the glory days, face goes beet red On the edge of a stroke trying to work it. Doyle needs intervention before its to late, we all know where this is heading
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Doyle has a couch made out of ball glove leather?

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The picture you two guys paint makes the Mona Lisa pale in comparison.
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Rangers re-sign Ryan Strome, two years, 4.5 per.
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Richardstroker69 wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:53 am The picture you two guys paint makes the Mona Lisa pale in comparison.
lol that was a master stroke Richard :lol:
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Hey assholes Micky is trying to talk hockey here... :wink:
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rats19 wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:03 pm Hey assholes Micky is trying to talk hockey here... :wink:
Sorry, he's so short we must've missed him. :drink:
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:D



He sure did whack him between the trapezoids.
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Micky wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:45 pm Image
Am I stepping on your toes Micky?
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:39 pm
Micky wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:45 pm Image
Am I stepping on your toes Micky?
Huh? It's for Ben, not you. :P
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