Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Doyle is a legend in the Tri Cities His and Hers Slowpitch league. His gut is so swollen from a steady stream of IPA’s and Taco Time his hairy ass belly is always forever exposed for the world to see. Everytime he swings for the fences he sharts. His fruit of the looms are so shit stained Skidmarked from endless sharting his wife throws out his whities after just one wear. He hangs out in his basement on his black Diamond tuff leather couch watching homemade videos of his glory moments in slow pitch, snorting cocaine yelling at his wife to get him a beer and demanding a plate of nachos and a tub of sour cream. He can’t get it up anymore due to blood pressure problems, gets a prescription Of viagra to help bring back the glory days, face goes beet red On the edge of a stroke trying to work it. Doyle needs intervention before its to late, we all know where this is heading
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Doyle has a couch made out of ball glove leather?
Sweeet!
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
The picture you two guys paint makes the Mona Lisa pale in comparison.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Rangers re-sign Ryan Strome, two years, 4.5 per.
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
lol that was a master stroke RichardRichardstroker69 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:53 am The picture you two guys paint makes the Mona Lisa pale in comparison.
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Hey assholes Micky is trying to talk hockey here...
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Sorry, he's so short we must've missed him.
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
He sure did whack him between the trapezoids.
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Huh? It's for Ben, not you.
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Okay gotcha. Sorry, you totally lost me there because you took a hard left turn.
I mean, there are millions of diving hockey player vids out there.
You didn't think I linked this one just for the dive did ya Mick?
You did realize I posted this one solely for the Kendall Coyne Schofield comment don't you?
Why else would I post: "He sure did whack him between the trapezoids"
And if you've ever been whacked between the trapezoids you know it smarts.
Lol, I hear she's great at baking muffins though!
What?
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-could-play ... content_id
NHL exploring temporary realignment, short-term hubs for 2020-21
Commissioner Bettman says League could play reduced schedule amid pandemic
https://theathletic.com/2187334/2020/11 ... 21-season/
NHL player poll: Bubbles, schedules and more thoughts on the 2020-21 season
61.8% of players polled said that they would be willing to spend half the season or less in a bubble.
32.4% said that they weren't willing to play in a bubble again at all.
The remaining 5.8% were willing to spend the full campaign in a bubble.
Thoughts Micky?
NHL exploring temporary realignment, short-term hubs for 2020-21
Commissioner Bettman says League could play reduced schedule amid pandemic
https://theathletic.com/2187334/2020/11 ... 21-season/
NHL player poll: Bubbles, schedules and more thoughts on the 2020-21 season
61.8% of players polled said that they would be willing to spend half the season or less in a bubble.
32.4% said that they weren't willing to play in a bubble again at all.
The remaining 5.8% were willing to spend the full campaign in a bubble.
Thoughts Micky?
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
32.4% said that they weren't willing to play in a bubble again at all.
Just fucking cancel the season Bettman! Ain't gonna happen.
Just fucking cancel the season Bettman! Ain't gonna happen.