Re: Vancouver's Hockey "Media" (or "Idiots" as Torts calls them)

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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 3:49 pm I’m not sure…. I just farted so perhaps….
I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart. :mrgreen:
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 3:49 pm I’m not sure…. I just farted so perhaps….
I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart. :mrgreen:
They’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night. :wow:
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Isnt craft beer basically draft beer for the moustache wax and flannel jacket crowd?
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 3:49 pm I’m not sure…. I just farted so perhaps….
I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart. :mrgreen:
They’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night. :wow:
…. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???

While I am not one to randomly pile on Blobbie, I am looking past the poster, and at the comment. This simply can not be let go.

Farts are air, unless as stated, there is craft beer involved. Then, they can be (embarrassing) sharts.

But to have “mostly solid” farts, well that implies that ole blobbo regularly (and mostly) has solid shits in his pants on a (mostly) regular basis.

By definition, a “mostly solid” fart is a shit.

…unless you boys do things differently out there on the west coast???
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I just assumed it was when the gerbil comes out?
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 3:49 pm I’m not sure…. I just farted so perhaps….
I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart. :mrgreen:
They’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night. :wow:
jesus, I wondered what this thread was going to say about the media and this is the first thing i clicked on :but:
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To summarize: The local hockey media is shit and their crap smells like someone farted in an elevator. Sometimes there's a gerbil involved.
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Madcombinepilot wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:21 pm …. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???
I've been trying to go easy on the Blob.
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I bet Blobby still lights his farts when he's hammered up around the fire like Butthead's dad

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The solid ones make great fire starters.
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^Solid post
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Yessir, Canucks back on SN650.
Canucks to be back on Rogers Sportsnet 650

Sportsnet 650 radio in Vancouver has held Canucks radio rights since 2017, when they won the rights away from TSN 1040.
https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/n ... rtsnet-650
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Madcombinepilot wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:21 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun Sep 18, 2022 3:49 pm I’m not sure…. I just farted so perhaps….
I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart. :mrgreen:
They’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night. :wow:
…. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???

While I am not one to randomly pile on Blobbie, I am looking past the poster, and at the comment. This simply can not be let go.

Farts are air, unless as stated, there is craft beer involved. Then, they can be (embarrassing) sharts.

But to have “mostly solid” farts, well that implies that ole blobbo regularly (and mostly) has solid shits in his pants on a (mostly) regular basis.

By definition, a “mostly solid” fart is a shit.

…unless you boys do things differently out there on the west coast???
It is a West Coast thing. They don't eat real meat. Too much "Near meat" to go with the near beer. Effin vegan diets.,
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Tciso wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:54 am
It is a West Coast thing. They don't eat real meat. Too much "Near meat" to go with the near beer. Effin vegan diets.,
Eating too much near meat does strange things to people
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SKYO wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:31 am Yessir, Canucks back on SN650.
Canucks to be back on Rogers Sportsnet 650

Sportsnet 650 radio in Vancouver has held Canucks radio rights since 2017, when they won the rights away from TSN 1040.
https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/n ... rtsnet-650
That’s good.

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