I guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart.
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They’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pmI guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart.
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Isnt craft beer basically draft beer for the moustache wax and flannel jacket crowd?
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…. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pmThey’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pmI guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart.
While I am not one to randomly pile on Blobbie, I am looking past the poster, and at the comment. This simply can not be let go.
Farts are air, unless as stated, there is craft beer involved. Then, they can be (embarrassing) sharts.
But to have “mostly solid” farts, well that implies that ole blobbo regularly (and mostly) has solid shits in his pants on a (mostly) regular basis.
By definition, a “mostly solid” fart is a shit.
…unless you boys do things differently out there on the west coast???
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I just assumed it was when the gerbil comes out?
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jesus, I wondered what this thread was going to say about the media and this is the first thing i clicked onBlob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pmThey’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pmI guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart.
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To summarize: The local hockey media is shit and their crap smells like someone farted in an elevator. Sometimes there's a gerbil involved.
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I've been trying to go easy on the Blob.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:21 pm …. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???
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I bet Blobby still lights his farts when he's hammered up around the fire like Butthead's dad
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The solid ones make great fire starters.
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Yessir, Canucks back on SN650.
https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/n ... rtsnet-650Canucks to be back on Rogers Sportsnet 650
Sportsnet 650 radio in Vancouver has held Canucks radio rights since 2017, when they won the rights away from TSN 1040.
Can the Canucks just win a Cup within the next 5 years.
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It is a West Coast thing. They don't eat real meat. Too much "Near meat" to go with the near beer. Effin vegan diets.,Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:21 pm…. Is no one else going to address the “mostly solid fart” comment… ???Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:19 pmThey’re mostly solid…… except for when there was too many craft beers consumed the previous night.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:01 pmI guess in your world it's a relief when your fart turns out to be an actual fart.
While I am not one to randomly pile on Blobbie, I am looking past the poster, and at the comment. This simply can not be let go.
Farts are air, unless as stated, there is craft beer involved. Then, they can be (embarrassing) sharts.
But to have “mostly solid” farts, well that implies that ole blobbo regularly (and mostly) has solid shits in his pants on a (mostly) regular basis.
By definition, a “mostly solid” fart is a shit.
…unless you boys do things differently out there on the west coast???
The Cup is soooooo ours!!!!!!!
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Eating too much near meat does strange things to people
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That’s good.SKYO wrote: ↑Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:31 am Yessir, Canucks back on SN650.
https://theprovince.com/sports/hockey/n ... rtsnet-650Canucks to be back on Rogers Sportsnet 650
Sportsnet 650 radio in Vancouver has held Canucks radio rights since 2017, when they won the rights away from TSN 1040.
Who do you think replaces Corey Hirsch? I noticed that Drance is scaling back his podcasting. That puts him on the top seed for me. He’s a known presence and probably would enjoy the travel. Or get a little diversity? Who might be good at that, Meagan Mikkelson?