Doyle's New Name

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Doyle's New Name

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:35 am Hargraves will chip in. But I need a name change in exchange. I’m tired of this handle.
Does anyone else read that quote and think "Gawd damn, that is just a complete fucking invitation to mock, harass, humiliate, and otherwise make fun of 'ol Doyle for a few days until out of all the shit that gets spewed from every orafice, a new handle will appear for our old friend?"

I mean, fuck it. We've got 2 weeks to kill.
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There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this thread.
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Re: Doyle's New Name

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I vote for Anus McSphincter from the old Hustler Humour mags.

https://wonderclub.com/magazines/HUSTH ... 98105.htm
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Spicy McHaggis.
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Madcombinepilot wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:51 pm There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this thread.
As a mod, I have to agree with this sentiment....
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Count Dante.

Whenever I'm around Doyle seems to be battling multiple opponents. He's like the dragon of Canucks Corner ;)


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Re: Doyle's New Name

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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:55 am Count Dante.

Whenever I'm around Doyle seems to be battling multiple opponents. He's like the dragon of Canucks Corner ;)


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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:55 am Count Dante.

Whenever I'm around Doyle seems to be battling multiple opponents. He's like the dragon of Canucks Corner ;)


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I’ve got about six or seven potential handles to potentially change to. I got sick of Blob McKenzie, but in hindsight the move to Doyle Hargraves was a hasty one.
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Morris from Sling Blade.

“Benning should fired for not drafting Jack Wise” - Doyle Hargraves
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I don’t think I’m going to go to the Sling Blade well anymore.

Thornton Mellon is one I’ve always liked
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Re: Doyle's New Name

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:34 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:55 am Count Dante.

Whenever I'm around Doyle seems to be battling multiple opponents. He's like the dragon of Canucks Corner ;)


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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:36 am I’ve got about six or seven potential handles to potentially change to. I got sick of Blob McKenzie, but in hindsight the move to Doyle Hargraves was a hasty one.
I just thought it was to relay a music preference. :|
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:roll: definitely click worthy.
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Re: Doyle's New Name

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How about "Mr. Positivity" for Blob's new name?
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