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I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:17 pm I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
Anything crossed with a lab is a better dog :thumbs:
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Meds wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:56 pm Shit, here's some crazy breaking rumor news.....

Seems Mark Messier has been approached regarding joining the Canucks front-office in some capacity. Are we getting our own version of Shanahan for PoHO?

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If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull

... would that be wrong? :mex:

(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:17 pm I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
My black lab/border collie x years ago got menaced by a pitbull. Cost me a couple grand in vet bills. I booted the mutt in the head as hard as I could a couple times. Luckily I had bear spray on me as we used to go hiking quite a bit. The pit finally released him and the owner came at me. He was about as tall as Doc and Dude so he scrammed pretty quickly. :mex:

I have a four year old yellow lab who’s a 90 lb pussy. We went to the dog park a while ago and there was a huge muscular cane corso pit that showed up. My dog walked to the gate and wanted to leave immediately. :lol:
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Messier as Prez, Keenan as GM and Brindy as coach.
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:23 pm If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull

... would that be wrong? :mex:

(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
It better be a pretty short fence. You have legs like a garden gnome :mex:
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Vin Tanner wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:30 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:23 pm If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull

... would that be wrong? :mex:

(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
It better be a pretty short fence. You have legs like a garden gnome :mex:
I'll have you know I have legs like a russian pole vaulter.

And arms like your legs.
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Vin Tanner wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:29 pm Messier as Prez, Keenan as GM and Brindy as coach.
*hears Corn's footsteps*

Was nice knowin ya Vin. :look:
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:37 pm
Vin Tanner wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:29 pm Messier as Prez, Keenan as GM and Brindy as coach.
*hears Corn's footsteps*

Was nice knowin ya Vin. :look:
With legs and arms like you describe what do you need Corn to be the heavy hand for?


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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
He was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.
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Meds wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:10 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:37 pm
Vin Tanner wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:29 pm Messier as Prez, Keenan as GM and Brindy as coach.
*hears Corn's footsteps*

Was nice knowin ya Vin. :look:
With legs and arms like you describe what do you need Corn to be the heavy hand for?
It's just that Corn hates Dirty Ole Messier with a passion.

But you knew that.

BTW your poetry SUCKS!

But you knew that.

And hey man, what's the deal, you don't believe I have legs like a Russian pole-vaulter?

Not fair man, I believed you when you said you're...

a 6'8" Chinese Mennonite season-ticket holder with a steady job in Bumfuck BC! :lol:
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
He was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.
Cousin Strawberry knows some people...they dont like strange dudes.

They dont...FUCK around

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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:49 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
He was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.
Cousin Strawberry knows some people...they dont like strange dudes.

They dont...FUCK around

I wasn't lookin at your neck man.
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CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc
The Aquilinis, owners of the COVID-stricken Vancouver Canucks, received more bad news on Monday when Vancouver Coastal Health issued a closure order for a family-owned restaurant due to "communicable disease." Our @DanBurritt has more on the closure and the team’s outbreak.
Two minute video link..
6:53 PM · Apr 6, 2021
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