Canucks News N Notes 2020-2021
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I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
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Anything crossed with a lab is a better dogCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:17 pm I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
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Get.Mëds wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:56 pm Shit, here's some crazy breaking rumor news.....
Seems Mark Messier has been approached regarding joining the Canucks front-office in some capacity. Are we getting our own version of Shanahan for PoHO?
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If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull
... would that be wrong?
(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
... would that be wrong?
(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
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My black lab/border collie x years ago got menaced by a pitbull. Cost me a couple grand in vet bills. I booted the mutt in the head as hard as I could a couple times. Luckily I had bear spray on me as we used to go hiking quite a bit. The pit finally released him and the owner came at me. He was about as tall as Doc and Dude so he scrammed pretty quickly.Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:17 pm I had an awesome lab/pitty cross named Bollocks. Best mix ever imo
I have a four year old yellow lab who’s a 90 lb pussy. We went to the dog park a while ago and there was a huge muscular cane corso pit that showed up. My dog walked to the gate and wanted to leave immediately.
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Messier as Prez, Keenan as GM and Brindy as coach.
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It better be a pretty short fence. You have legs like a garden gnomeStrangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:23 pm If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull
... would that be wrong?
(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
“I don’t care what you and some other poster were talking about”
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I'll have you know I have legs like a russian pole vaulter.Vin Tanner wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:30 pmIt better be a pretty short fence. You have legs like a garden gnomeStrangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:23 pm If I were to buy a chihuahua, name him Vin Tanner, and boot him over the fence into the yard with the crazy pitbull
... would that be wrong?
(even this sick joke is better than a Messier-coming-to-Canucks joke)
And arms like your legs.
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*hears Corn's footsteps*
Was nice knowin ya Vin.
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With legs and arms like you describe what do you need Corn to be the heavy hand for?
There once was a Poster named Doc
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so he picked his favourite bong water flavourStrangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pmHe was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
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It's just that Corn hates Dirty Ole Messier with a passion.Mëds wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:10 pmWith legs and arms like you describe what do you need Corn to be the heavy hand for?
But you knew that.
BTW your poetry SUCKS!
But you knew that.
And hey man, what's the deal, you don't believe I have legs like a Russian pole-vaulter?
Not fair man, I believed you when you said you're...
a 6'8" Chinese Mennonite season-ticket holder with a steady job in Bumfuck BC!
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Cousin Strawberry knows some people...they dont like strange dudes.Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pmHe was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
They dont...FUCK around
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I wasn't lookin at your neck man.Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:49 pmCousin Strawberry knows some people...they dont like strange dudes.Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pmHe was tired of everyone thinking of him as a stoner.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:46 pm Jesus... I go to work and then come back and strawberry is wiz?
They dont...FUCK around
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CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc
The Aquilinis, owners of the COVID-stricken Vancouver Canucks, received more bad news on Monday when Vancouver Coastal Health issued a closure order for a family-owned restaurant due to "communicable disease." Our @DanBurritt has more on the closure and the team’s outbreak.
Two minute video link..
6:53 PM · Apr 6, 2021
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