The NHL announced today that, pending today’s test results, the
Canucks will re-open their facilities for practice on April 11, with a return to game play on April 16.
Schedule changes impacting 15 games in the North Division also were announced: https://media.nhl.com/public/news/14810?sf142063142=1
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And the team will be back!
Can the Canucks just win a Cup within the next 5 years.
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A fat balding one at that.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:08 pmNot bad for an alcoholic broom-pusher.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:07 pmI've heard baubles MS could be a top 10 GM in the NHLStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:01 pmYes, angry baubles MS is fun to watch, but for Gaudsake someone take him outside and hose him down!Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:54 amremember when there was $3mil per talk for elite turd liner Matt Cooke. What was the internal cap back then? LOLCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:51 pm Holy Fuck what is going on in here? Its only a 3.25x3 extention. Hardly worthy of all this pantywringing and baldspot enlarging that appears to be happening over it.
TP will start on the 2nd and lose his seat to the better asset in Podkolzin by seasons end. Then he will be a damn good 3rd liner who spots onto the second here and there.
Time to let er go Vin Tanner Pearson
watching baubles MS through this is funnier than Fred in a chain factory
Who needs to browse HF when baubles MS has brought HF to us
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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And who has serious denial issues!Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:15 pmA fat balding one at that.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:08 pmNot bad for an alcoholic broom-pusher.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:07 pmI've heard baubles MS could be a top 10 GM in the NHLStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:01 pmYes, angry baubles MS is fun to watch, but for Gaudsake someone take him outside and hose him down!Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:54 amremember when there was $3mil per talk for elite turd liner Matt Cooke. What was the internal cap back then? LOLCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:51 pm Holy Fuck what is going on in here? Its only a 3.25x3 extention. Hardly worthy of all this pantywringing and baldspot enlarging that appears to be happening over it.
TP will start on the 2nd and lose his seat to the better asset in Podkolzin by seasons end. Then he will be a damn good 3rd liner who spots onto the second here and there.
Time to let er go Vin Tanner Pearson
watching baubles MS through this is funnier than Fred in a chain factory
Who needs to browse HF when baubles MS has brought HF to us
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:03 am With this signing Jimmy and Mr Aquilini have finally extinguished the light. I see only darkness now and I'm afraid I no longer have the strength in me to soldier onward my friends.
I'm giving up the ghost.
DON'T move towards the light!
You're gonna be okay big guy.
All this pain we've suffered for all these decades will be rewarded.
I want you to be here on that glorious day my friend... and it's so close now.
Hell, I need you to be here!
There, I said it.
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Lol at Orson Welles and James Arness. Two old miserable cunts angry at the world. Must suck to be in your 70’s , still having to work and living in Deroche and Rock Creek. Don’t take it out on the rest of us.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:15 pmA fat balding one at that.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:08 pmNot bad for an alcoholic broom-pusher.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:07 pmI've heard baubles MS could be a top 10 GM in the NHLStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:01 pmYes, angry baubles MS is fun to watch, but for Gaudsake someone take him outside and hose him down!Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:54 amremember when there was $3mil per talk for elite turd liner Matt Cooke. What was the internal cap back then? LOLCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:51 pm Holy Fuck what is going on in here? Its only a 3.25x3 extention. Hardly worthy of all this pantywringing and baldspot enlarging that appears to be happening over it.
TP will start on the 2nd and lose his seat to the better asset in Podkolzin by seasons end. Then he will be a damn good 3rd liner who spots onto the second here and there.
Time to let er go Vin Tanner Pearson
watching baubles MS through this is funnier than Fred in a chain factory
Who needs to browse HF when baubles MS has brought HF to us
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Fuck i saw properties are even getting snapped up in Cock Reek of all places...mass immigration is a wonderful benefit to a utopian natural wonderland like BC, just ask the natives
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Vin Tanner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:35 pm Lol at Orson Welles and James Arness. Two old miserable cunts angry at the world. Must suck to be in your 70’s , still having to work and living in Deroche and Rock Creek. Don’t take it out on the rest of us.
That's the way, dance for us Senor Poopy Pants, we can't get enough!
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Speaking of shit... when is the last time you wiped Buds? You’re 300 lbs and obviously miss a few spots, then you have to drive the Yugo through the stench sewer of the Eastern Fraser Valley after a shift at RotDonalds just to get to your double wide. I get why you’re so grumpy. You only got a couple years left at your age.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:41 pmVin Tanner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:35 pm Lol at Orson Welles and James Arness. Two old miserable cunts angry at the world. Must suck to be in your 70’s , still having to work and living in Deroche and Rock Creek. Don’t take it out on the rest of us.
That's the way, dance for us Senor Poopy Pants, we can't get enough!
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^ WOOO HOOO, another meltdown!
Hey man, at least Topper and I smack folks with the truth.
Hey man, at least Topper and I smack folks with the truth.
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Yes I’m melting down.... you got me. Sorry old timer you ain’t that good.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:50 pm ^ WOOO HOOO, another meltdown!
Hey man, at least Topper and I smack folks with the truth.
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Hey man, I'm not taking credit for your meltdown.Vin Tanner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:52 pmYes I’m melting down.... you got me. Sorry old timer you ain’t that good.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:50 pm ^ WOOO HOOO, another meltdown!
Hey man, at least Topper and I smack folks with the truth.
Yeahno, all the glory goes to Jack Daniel and a bad case of BDS (Benning Derangement Syndrome).
Tops and I (and others) are just enjoying the show is all.
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Not sure which one is which but the “medium skit” sounds kind of gourmetVin Tanner wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:35 pmLol at Orson Welles and James Arness. Two old miserable cunts angry at the world. Must suck to be in your 70’s , still having to work and living in Deroche and Rock Creek. Don’t take it out on the rest of us.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:15 pmA fat balding one at that.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:08 pmNot bad for an alcoholic broom-pusher.Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:07 pmI've heard baubles MS could be a top 10 GM in the NHLStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:01 pmYes, angry baubles MS is fun to watch, but for Gaudsake someone take him outside and hose him down!Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:54 amremember when there was $3mil per talk for elite turd liner Matt Cooke. What was the internal cap back then? LOLCousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:51 pm Holy Fuck what is going on in here? Its only a 3.25x3 extention. Hardly worthy of all this pantywringing and baldspot enlarging that appears to be happening over it.
TP will start on the 2nd and lose his seat to the better asset in Podkolzin by seasons end. Then he will be a damn good 3rd liner who spots onto the second here and there.
Time to let er go Vin Tanner Pearson
watching baubles MS through this is funnier than Fred in a chain factory
Who needs to browse HF when baubles MS has brought HF to us
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So 19 games in 30 days...
I guess they will be earning those pro dollars now.
They should bring up Utica and see if we can’t lose all 19 games for the draft lottery.
I guess they will be earning those pro dollars now.
They should bring up Utica and see if we can’t lose all 19 games for the draft lottery.
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Sorry if this was posted already but from MacIntyre's column yesterday it sure doesn't sounds like Benning's up for any moves Monday.
I'm actually fine with that under the circumstances, and the players will sure appreciate it, but I'm expecting a decent percentage of people claiming to be fans and even some of the media will lose their minds.Amid this suffering, Benning predicted the trade deadline will be a quiet one for the Canucks.
“I think it's more the human side of things,” the GM explained. “They've dealt with a lot in the last couple of weeks, getting the virus themselves and running through families and stuff. And I just don't think (trading them) is the right thing to do at this point in time.
“Given what our team and the individual players have gone through these last couple weeks, I don't expect us to be doing a whole lot at the deadline. But we still have a couple days before the deadline's here. We'll make calls and talk to other GMs to see if there's something out there that makes sense.”
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It's a fine line between 'coddling millionaires' and treating them like human beings.Curmudgeon wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:50 pmI'm actually fine with that under the circumstances, and the players will sure appreciate it, but I'm expecting a decent percentage of people claiming to be fans and even some of the media will lose their minds.“Given what our team and the individual players have gone through these last couple weeks, I don't expect us to be doing a whole lot at the deadline. But we still have a couple days before the deadline's here. We'll make calls and talk to other GMs to see if there's something out there that makes sense.”
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