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Hargraves just got a Brazilian.... you folks need to stand down. :mex:
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 4:00 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 3:43 pm Finns are world famous pisstanks just like him so maybe its a hatred born in jealousy that drives Doyle into this rage
Yeah the Finns get a bad rap - sometimes referred to as the hillbillies of Nordic country, or more Russian than Nordic, boozers yes they are known to be, as Blob would claim “there is only one boozer allowed in this house and that is me!” I guess it’s a territorial thing.
Is this why he's always calling Mikko a gomer and whatnot?
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Mickey is a Gomer... Gomer107
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Mikko107

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 4:18 pm Hargraves just got a Brazilian.... you folks need to stand down. :mex:
5’-10” 250 lbs. I feel bad for Mrs Hargraves.

Ole hairy back chef has recently discovered there’s an old hippy lady down the road from him who operates an electrolysis business out of her basement. She’s been hard at it zappin’ the forest at chefs back for a couple months now. She says it will take a good couple years to rid ‘er. Look out ladies, the Chef will be gunnin’ for you when the old hippy bird has won the war
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Hargraves is like a lean, mean groomed machine. The nutsack has never felt better. Chest and back are clean. Still have the hair on the arms and legs but no Wookee here. Give me a string tie and some side burns and JD Burke’s crew will be all over me like ugly on an ape.
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Sounds Doyle's really gonna have to slather on the Hai Karate to keep the JD Burke crowd at bay :lol:
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Throw an old school undershirt on ole Chef, splash some tomato sauce on ‘er and ole Chef would fit right in at the dinner table at the Corleone house, shoulder hair popping out everywhere right proper
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Sounds like ol' Chef would have been right at home in Ed Asner's steam room scene in that wrestling movie.
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:14 pm Sounds like ol' Chef would have been right at home in Ed Asner's steam room scene in that wrestling movie.
Ed Asner? He’s a fat old Jew. Chef is 50/50 Italian/Scottish Catholic. Think Sonny Corleone
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:30 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:14 pm Sounds like ol' Chef would have been right at home in Ed Asner's steam room scene in that wrestling movie.
Ed Asner? He’s a fat old Jew. Chef is 50/50 Italian/Scottish Catholic. Think Sonny Corleone
James Caan is also Jewish.

And he loves Trumpy-poo.

https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Polit ... use-462097

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I just uncovered the top secret Hai Karate lime orchard :D


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Strangelove wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:06 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:30 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:14 pm Sounds like ol' Chef would have been right at home in Ed Asner's steam room scene in that wrestling movie.
Ed Asner? He’s a fat old Jew. Chef is 50/50 Italian/Scottish Catholic. Think Sonny Corleone
James Caan is also Jewish.

And he loves Trumpy-poo.

https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Polit ... use-462097

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Sonny Corleone wasn’t a Jew! Wotsamattaforyou?!?!
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:30 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:14 pm Sounds like ol' Chef would have been right at home in Ed Asner's steam room scene in that wrestling movie.
Ed Asner? He’s a fat old Jew. Chef is 50/50 Italian/Scottish Catholic. Think Sonny Corleone
You’re about the same height as James Caan and weight as Edward Asner about 5 ft 4, 195. :lol:
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