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Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:53 pm
by Tciso
SKYO wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:43 pm
Virtanen isn't doing himself any favours these playoffs, on the other hand the team could sign him cheap for 3 or 4 years, hopes he turns it around and trade him off in the future.
Bingo. Sign him 4x$1.8mil. He becomes the 12th forward, and the one the kids have to pass on the depth chart. Or he he gets his head surgically removed from his butt, and figures out how to use all the tools in the toolcase, instead of just shoving the red crayons up his nose.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am
by Cherry Picker
Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...






or he won’t survive.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:35 am
by Richardstroker69
Cherry Picker wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...






or he won’t survive.
You’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:02 pm
by Tciso
Richardstroker69 wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:35 am
Cherry Picker wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...


or he won’t survive.
You’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.
Just get him one that already has herpes. Duh!

lol

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:09 pm
by Richardstroker69
Tciso wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:02 pm
Richardstroker69 wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:35 am
Cherry Picker wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...


or he won’t survive.
You’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.
Just get him one that already has herpes. Duh!

lol
That’s genius, damn I’m dumb.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:11 pm
by Doyle Hargraves
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
They have two years of team control after his contract runs out. Weird thing to grumble about with all the other deadweight on the squad.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:52 pm
by Strangelove
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
And danged if he wasn't! :drink:

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
Brock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assists

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:25 pm
by Doyle Hargraves
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pm
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
Brock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assists
Get off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:16 pm
by Cherry Picker
Strangelove wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:52 pm
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
And danged if he wasn't! :drink:
:D

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:22 pm
by Cherry Picker
Roussel has a contract of three million for another two season. He needs to start giving some secondary scoring to the top six. We can use that kind of money to sign a guy like Domi. If he wants to stick around he needs to start being a hero tomorrow!

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:52 pm
by Micky
Cherry Picker wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:22 pm Roussel has a contract of three million for another two season. He needs to start giving some secondary scoring to the top six. We can use that kind of money to sign a guy like Domi. If he wants to stick around he needs to start being a hero tomorrow!
He'd be alright if the self control wasn't such an issue. Yes, he was brought in to be an agitator and bring accountability to dinks that mess with
our guys of prowess. Well he tries and is fearless and all but he can't fight and that mile a minute mouth wont quit. The refs hear it all too.
His box time is way higher then it should be, even for a guy that's paid to be a C.
Thing is, as yet, we don't have someone else that will do it AND not run away like Jake does most of the time. Hit and run Jake. Can mix it up
but prefers not to.
The other problem with Roussell is that everyone knows how to agitate the agitator. That's real clear.
Bugger does have some hockey skills. Got to see them more.

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:01 am
by Richardstroker69
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:25 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pm
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
Brock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assists
Get off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.
Horvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie back

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:11 am
by Doyle Hargraves
Richardstroker69 wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:01 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:25 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pm
Cherry Picker wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
Brock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assists
Get off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.
Horvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie back
Lmao .... good one. :lol:

Re: Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:49 am
by ESQ
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:11 am
Richardstroker69 wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:01 am
Horvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie back
Lmao .... good one. :lol:
See! Loui may not get credited with his third-assists, but someone's gotta set them up! :lol: