Past Canuck Players

[ESQ]

ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/

Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.

He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.

Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast

[Madcombinepilot]

ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/

Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.

He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.

Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast

meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.

[ESQ]

meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.

Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!

[Madcombinepilot]

meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.

Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!

oh fuck, I cant drink more than 2 beers without getting full and bloated. Now, with whiskey, its all about your liver. just keep drinking whiskey until your 'check liver' light comes on. then pause for an hour before the next whiskey.

The training is tough, but hey.. if you want to be a champion, train like a champion.

[Cousin Strawberry]

ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/

Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.

He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.

Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast

The Wiz guzzles the piss once bbq season arrives here in central Alberia (just arriving now).

Winter is all about the bubbler

[Vin Tanner]

meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.

Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!

Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order

[Madcombinepilot]

meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.

Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!

Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order

... and THATS why they call booze a gateway drug!