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The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

:lol:
Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

:lol:
Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
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Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
oh fuck, I cant drink more than 2 beers without getting full and bloated. Now, with whiskey, its all about your liver. just keep drinking whiskey until your 'check liver' light comes on. then pause for an hour before the next whiskey.

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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

:lol:
Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:15 pm
ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order


... and THATS why they call booze a gateway drug!
The 'Chain of Command' is the chain I am going to beat you with until you understand I am in charge.
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