Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

[Cousin Strawberry]

It was a scratched retina. Not a separated shoulder.

Couldn't it have been both?

Publicly rag dolled, bitch slapped, emasculated...no wonder his career came to a crashing end

[Strangelove]

It was a scratched retina. Not a separated shoulder.

Couldn't it have been both?

Publicly rag dolled, bitch slapped, emasculated...no wonder his career came to a crashing end

Tree could have ended his life with a right hook, but he preferred to have him suffer through the rest of his life a broken man.

Dat nasty!

[Cousin Strawberry]

It was a scratched retina. Not a separated shoulder.

Couldn't it have been both?

Publicly rag dolled, bitch slapped, emasculated...no wonder his career came to a crashing end

Tree could have ended his life with a right hook, but he preferred to have him suffer through the rest of his life a broken man.

Dat nasty!

We could help the dallas stars out though...

They take Loui and all 6 of his contract

We get Jamie Benn but they retain 4.5 of that contract til its done

[Strangelove]

We could help the dallas stars out though...

They take Loui and all 6 of his contract

We get Jamie Benn but they retain 4.5 of that contract til its done

Yeahno, that's still a horrible contract.

Besides, Loui is retiring at the end of the season.

[Chef Boi RD]

We could help the dallas stars out though...

They take Loui and all 6 of his contract

We get Jamie Benn but they retain 4.5 of that contract til its done

Yeahno, that's still a horrible contract.

Besides, Loui is retiring at the end of the season.

Doc why does sloppee Blobbee get mad at the Chef when the Chef brings up Tryamkin’s disinterested scrap with angry Benn? I think Nikita even looked at his watch wondering how long angry Benn was gonna be angry Benn

[Megaterio Llamas]

This pundit sees Tryamkin getting entry level numbers again fwiw.

There will certainly be limitations to the kind of money the Canucks can offer considering the flat salary cap situation next season, so if a deal gets done, it will probably be somewhere in the neighbourhood of the $925K he received as part of his entry-level deal.

https://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-rumors-july-5-2020/

[Megaterio Llamas]

Markstrom sits at #4 on Frank Seravalli's top 50 free agent list.

Toffoli and Tanev check in at #s 9 and 17 respectively.


https://www.tsn.ca/free-agent-frenzy-to ... -1.1491110

[Blob Mckenzie]

We could help the dallas stars out though...

They take Loui and all 6 of his contract

We get Jamie Benn but they retain 4.5 of that contract til its done

Yeahno, that's still a horrible contract.

Besides, Loui is retiring at the end of the season.

Doc why does sloppee Blobbee get mad at the Chef when the Chef brings up Tryamkin’s disinterested scrap with angry Benn? I think Nikita even looked at his watch wondering how long angry Benn was gonna be angry Benn

Nobody is angry Spandex McGee. I did however enjoy destroying your theory regarding Jamie Benn’s demise. It was almost as fun as clobbering your ‘Bowen Byram stunk at the WJC.’ I noticed you slithered out of that thread pretty quickly.

[Strangelove]

This pundit sees Tryamkin getting entry level numbers again fwiw.

There will certainly be limitations to the kind of money the Canucks can offer considering the flat salary cap situation next season, so if a deal gets done, it will probably be somewhere in the neighbourhood of the $925K he received as part of his entry-level deal.

https://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-rumors-july-5-2020/

well as long as we're making wild guesses, I'm gonna go $2M on a one-year contract.

[Megaterio Llamas]

This pundit sees Tryamkin getting entry level numbers again fwiw.

There will certainly be limitations to the kind of money the Canucks can offer considering the flat salary cap situation next season, so if a deal gets done, it will probably be somewhere in the neighbourhood of the $925K he received as part of his entry-level deal.

https://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-rumors-july-5-2020/

well as long as we're making wild guesses, I'm gonna go $2M on a one-year contract.

Excellent guess Strangelove.

I'll just go ahead and steal that one for myself if you don't mind

[Chef Boi RD]

We could help the dallas stars out though...

They take Loui and all 6 of his contract

We get Jamie Benn but they retain 4.5 of that contract til its done

Yeahno, that's still a horrible contract.

Besides, Loui is retiring at the end of the season.

Doc why does sloppee Blobbee get mad at the Chef when the Chef brings up Tryamkin’s disinterested scrap with angry Benn? I think Nikita even looked at his watch wondering how long angry Benn was gonna be angry Benn

Nobody is angry Spandex McGee. I did however enjoy destroying your theory regarding Jamie Benn’s demise. It was almost as fun as clobbering your ‘Bowen Byram stunk at the WJC.’ I noticed you slithered out of that thread pretty quickly.

Listen Moonshadow, Benn Sucks. Nuff said. Big Red is enroute with Pod the Bod!!

[Strangelove]

This pundit sees Tryamkin getting entry level numbers again fwiw.

There will certainly be limitations to the kind of money the Canucks can offer considering the flat salary cap situation next season, so if a deal gets done, it will probably be somewhere in the neighbourhood of the $925K he received as part of his entry-level deal.

https://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-rumors-july-5-2020/

well as long as we're making wild guesses, I'm gonna go $2M on a one-year contract.

Excellent guess Strangelove.

I'll just go ahead and steal that one for myself if you don't mind

Not at all my good man, not at all.

[Cousin Strawberry]

This pundit sees Tryamkin getting entry level numbers again fwiw.

There will certainly be limitations to the kind of money the Canucks can offer considering the flat salary cap situation next season, so if a deal gets done, it will probably be somewhere in the neighbourhood of the $925K he received as part of his entry-level deal.

https://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-rumors-july-5-2020/

well as long as we're making wild guesses, I'm gonna go $2M on a one-year contract.

Excellent guess Strangelove.

I'll just go ahead and steal that one for myself if you don't mind

I'll go 2mill and one penny

[Strangelove]

I'll go 2mill and one penny

Dirty Price is Right move right there!

[Megaterio Llamas]

I'll go 2mill and one penny

Dirty Price is Right move right there!

Yeah, I always hated that move...