Canucks Young Guns

[Blob Mckenzie]

Who knows with this coach? He thinks having young kids watch 20 games in a row is a great way of developing them. Travis Desjardins. Give him a moustache and some dance moves. Basically the same guy. Schaller and Eriksson are this years Megna and Chaput. Just paid a hell of a lot more.

I really hope there is some truth to Doc’s theory that this lazy prick Eriksson will retire after the season. If not then he needs to be the very first cut at camp next season. The gig is up.

[Chef Boi RD]

You need to block Loui outta your mind. That’s what I do

[Blob Mckenzie]

Only problem with trading Loui is that NTC.

It's easy to say 5 mil in real dollars for two years, but he has to want to go there. He's getting games now, and probably isn't coming out of the lineup anytime soon. He can and probably will wait.

Lol that isn’t the ONLY problem with trading Louis

[Meds]

We are stuck with Loui the Cunt for two more years

Two more years on top of this one?

And how is he on Bo’s line in Florida? Isn’t there anyone else seriously?

Am I missing something?

He’s been a joke since the ink dried on his contract. You can count his good games in now his fourth season, on one hand. Travis Green is as big of a joke for continuing to trot him out there, but I suspect Jett Black is forcing him to play Louie the Crook.

If not for the two kids making 900 K carrying the team on their shoulders this would be the worst team in the NHL.

Sutter -4.35
Ferland-3.5
Beagle-3
Eriksson-6
Baertschi-3.35


Be thankful for Hughes and Pettersson. They’re carrying these scrubs around like Rosie Rottencrotch carrying the Dude out of the Astoria on Welfare Wednesday

I'd subtract Beagle from that list. Sure he's overpaid, but of all the guys who are overpaid, he's the one who can be given a pass for two reasons.

1. He was brought in to provide experience and leadership in the work ethic department.
2. He wins 60% of his faceoffs, which is exactly what you need from a 4th line pivot.

The guy doesn't have much in the talent department, but he plays his ass off.

The rest of them account for $17M in dead cap space. Which is frankly a ton considering the team is actually clinging to middle of the pack status.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Ferland gets the pass as well due to injuries

[Zedlee]

Ferland gets the pass as well due to injuries

Ferland gets a pass yes, but Benning does not. There were concerns in the off season about Ferland's health and concussion history but Benning ignored those and signed him anyway. If he's damaged goods, that's on Benning.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Ferland gets the pass as well due to injuries

Ferland gets a pass yes, but Benning does not. There were concerns in the off season about Ferland's health and concussion history but Benning ignored those and signed him anyway. If he's damaged goods, that's on Benning.

I am pretty sure they did their due diligence into Ferklands health. He was cleared as far as i know and this would most certainly have trumped the whispers ya?

Obviously he had another event during that wrestling match so i am curious how all.this will play out. He did sign for less than speculated so who knows

[5thhorseman]

I am pretty sure they did their due diligence ....

He did sign for less than speculated so who knows.

Geez wiz, your starting to sound bipolar like the Dude, LOL

[Cousin Strawberry]

I am pretty sure they did their due diligence ....

He did sign for less than speculated so who knows.

Geez wiz, your starting to sound bipolar like the Dude, LOL

Thats what happens when i get a sativa dominant strain. I also said yes to getting chickens and going to some shitty concert tomorrow. Fuck. Wheres my kush

[5thhorseman]

I am pretty sure they did their due diligence ....

He did sign for less than speculated so who knows.

Geez wiz, your starting to sound bipolar like the Dude, LOL

Thats what happens when i get a sativa dominant strain. I also said yes to getting chickens and going to some shitty concert tomorrow. Fuck. Wheres my kush

Ha ha no more shed lol.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I am pretty sure they did their due diligence ....

He did sign for less than speculated so who knows.

Geez wiz, your starting to sound bipolar like the Dude, LOL

Thats what happens when i get a sativa dominant strain. I also said yes to getting chickens and going to some shitty concert tomorrow. Fuck. Wheres my kush

Ha ha no more shed lol.

I think the fox that lives in the back 40 will solve my chicken issue but i cant get out of the concert for sure. The wife was all stoked to go see some crap. What was i thinking

[Blob Mckenzie]

You need to bump heavier indica Bro. As an asside my weed shop in Hammond got shut down. Fuck... now I gotta go to this pimped up place in Poco.

[Strangelove]

I think the fox that lives in the back 40 will solve my chicken issue but i cant get out of the concert for sure. The wife was all stoked to go see some crap. What was i thinking

Fake an injury.

"I'd love to go wifey, but I'm in sooo much pain, omg I feel so bad about this!"

[Cousin Strawberry]

I once used powdered clam chowder mixed with alphagetti as fake vomit to go home from work early.

My wife is like a fuckin hawk tho she'll hold her nose and see the letters. Maybe if i choke some down first itll be more believable

[Strangelove]

I once used powdered clam chowder mixed with alphagetti as fake vomit to go home from work early.

My wife is like a fuckin hawk tho she'll hold her nose and see the letters. Maybe if i choke some down first itll be more believable

No no no, you stay sober and get her high!