The Great Jim Benning Debate! (And personal insult thread)

Welcome to the main forum of our site. Anything and everything to do with the Vancouver Canucks is dicussed and debated here.

Moderator: Referees

User avatar
The Brown Wizard
MVP
MVP
Posts: 11103
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:19 pm
Location: in the shed with a fresh packed bowl

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by The Brown Wizard »

Whats wrong with a healthy boiler?

Its a fuel tank for a love machine
Witchcraft... Oh, but it IS. A dark and terrible magic...

User avatar
Micky
MVP
MVP
Posts: 11921
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:27 am

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Micky »

Image

Transportation

Image
"evolution"

User avatar
Chef Boi RD
CC Legend
Posts: 17882
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:36 pm
Location: Vancouver

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Chef Boi RD »

When you got a belly like Macenzzi’s way wider than his waist ya just know that when he bends down to use the dust pan his poor work mates are helplessly witnessed to his hairy, boil infested ass. Get some suspenders Macenzzi. The terrible plumber has to end
"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? - Plastics." - The Graduate

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:38 am
When you got a belly like Macenzzi’s way wider than his waist ya just know that when he bends down to use the dust pan his poor work mates are helplessly witnessed to his hairy, boil infested ass. Get some suspenders Macenzzi. The terrible plumber has to end
It’s called manscaping. Unlike yourself I actually don’t have hair growing everywhere on my body. You go to the beach and take your jersey off and it looks like you have a fur coat on. Rocking the speedo with the large shitbag and thin bird legs that are too weak to carry around your foghorn leghorn “build”. Do you use a scooter for all trips longer than 50 feet?
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

User avatar
Chef Boi RD
CC Legend
Posts: 17882
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:36 pm
Location: Vancouver

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Chef Boi RD »

Listen Blobbe McHusky pull your wrangler jeans up or get some red suspenders. Do something it’s a terrible scene
"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? - Plastics." - The Graduate

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

Topper wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:23 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:18 am
Topper wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:07 am
You wear it well.
Someone has to

I’m in the middle of 300 mm of rain in ten days.
LOL, spent an hour yesterday with the snow blower clearing the driveway. 5,000+sqft of asphalt 4" deep in white stuff.

How do you folks do that 4 months of constant drizzle interrupted by downpours?

Tomorrow I gotta take the kid to Mt Vernon for the weekend. Steven's Pass was calling for chains this morning but is clearing today in that rain you're getting.
Four months? More like six or seven months of rain.

Thank fuck I’m working exclusively indoors these days. Having to be outside in this shit would be horrible.
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

User avatar
rats19
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 10172
Joined: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:21 am
Location: over here.....

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by rats19 »

You guys are hilarious
Getting old is not for the young...

User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 25360
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Strangelove »

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:48 am
Unlike yourself I actually don’t have hair growing everywhere on my body.
Especially not on the top of your head amirite Blubber Mack? :)
____
GO CANUCKS GO!!!

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

Strangelove wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:27 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:48 am
Unlike yourself I actually don’t have hair growing everywhere on my body.
Especially not on the top of your head amirite Blubber Mack? :)
Whatever helps you sleep at night :lol:
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 25360
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm
Location: Lake Vostok

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Strangelove »

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:43 pm
Strangelove wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:27 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:48 am
Unlike yourself I actually don’t have hair growing everywhere on my body.
Especially not on the top of your head amirite Blubber Mack? :)
Whatever helps you sleep at night :lol:
Hey man, I'm just concerned is all...

I figured if I added a smiley maybe you wouldn't be so depressed about it.

EDIT: :D
____
GO CANUCKS GO!!!

User avatar
Carl Yagro
MVP
MVP
Posts: 4470
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:33 pm
Location: On wide shoulders...

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Carl Yagro »

Dude and Blob fat-shaming each other is another reason why I love CC.
Try to focus on THIS year...

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

Strangelove wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:41 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:43 pm
Strangelove wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 1:27 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:48 am
Unlike yourself I actually don’t have hair growing everywhere on my body.
Especially not on the top of your head amirite Blubber Mack? :)
Whatever helps you sleep at night :lol:
Hey man, I'm just concerned is all...

I figured if I added a smiley maybe you wouldn't be so depressed about it.

EDIT: :D
I’m depressed because I have a bald spot the size of a quarter?
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

User avatar
Chef Boi RD
CC Legend
Posts: 17882
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:36 pm
Location: Vancouver

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Chef Boi RD »

Hank wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:51 pm
Dude and Blob fat-shaming each other is another reason why I love CC.
I am as fit as Jack Lalane, Blob is the one who can’t lay off the burgers and beers and donuts
"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? - Plastics." - The Graduate

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:06 pm
Hank wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:51 pm
Dude and Blob fat-shaming each other is another reason why I love CC.
I am as fit as Jack Lalane, Blob is the one who can’t lay off the burgers and beers and donuts
Dude has an upper body like Chris Farley and legs like Edith Bunker. He tops that off with a Robert Pickton skullet
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

User avatar
Doyle Hargraves
MVP
MVP
Posts: 18707
Joined: Wed Aug 11, 2004 12:34 pm
Location: Oakalla

Re: The Great Jim Benning Debate!

Post by Doyle Hargraves »

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:10 pm
RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:06 pm
Hank wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:51 pm
Dude and Blob fat-shaming each other is another reason why I love CC.
I am as fit as Jack Lalane, Blob is the one who can’t lay off the burgers and beers and donuts
Dude has an upper body like Chris Farley and legs like Edith Bunker. He tops that off with a Robert Pickton skullet
Not to mention he has a mole the size of a golf ball on his grill like Aaron Neville
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

Post Reply