HEY Blobby Mac this Buds for You... Zack Attack Kassian

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Re: HEY Blobby Mac this Buds for You... Zack Attack Kassian

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Hey guys, I joined this forum back in 2006 and I don't think I have made a post since 2007. I began to get bored of all the non canucks chatter that seems to go on and stopped posting but still check in everyone once in a while when I have nothing to do, mainly to look into some of Dude's scouting reports and Southern Canucks prospect stats (which i really miss this year) but again really felt no reason to try to remember my password to log back in to post anything. I remember after the Kassian trade reading all of those posts because I was choked about the return we got and wanted to read everyones opinion. Tonight I can't sleep and thought I would tell you a Kassian story.

The last post I had I think I told a story about running into Brendan Morrison and Rory Fitzpatrick one summer afternoon in the Dairy Queen in Merrit. I was about 16 at the time and approached them both for an autograph and they both very politely signed my canucks hat while waiting for their order. That was the last Canucks encounter I had until I ran into Kassian at a night club on Granville about a week before he was traded (I'm 28 now). My experience with Morrison and Fitzpatrick was a far cry compared to me Kassian encounter.

Let me start by saying that Kassian was my favorite Canuck up until this moment.

I was in a nightclub with two coworkers on Granville street when we noticed Kassian towering over everyone at the bar double fisting two bottles of beer. Right away I got butterflies (again Kassian was my favorite Canuck). As much as I wanted to run up for a photo I figured that seeing as how there was already rumors swirling about behavior issues and he was coming off a back injury that he probably didn't want photos floating around of him in Nightclubs (a la Shane Obrien) so I stayed back. My buddy decided to ask him anyway and was told to "fuck off". Again, fair enough he didnt want his photo taken at a bar. When I went to leave and grab my coat Zack was leaving at the same time and I figured asking to shake his hand wouldn't hurt. Zack shook my hand and as he walked past me and as we exited, commented to the bouncer that there was too many "faggots" here.

Again within the week, Zack was traded. Off ice or character issues? Yep.
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Lol I'm sitting here watching Monday night football on a Tuesday afternoon in the Middle East laughing my ass off trying to come up with a political correct way of saying that Edmonton is the last place anyone with dependency issues needs to go.

I'm mindful of the term liable and I was trying to come up with a (Burkianism) to cover my tracks


But every time I try autocorrect keeps switching it to burqa....
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Who let the faggot in?
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Topper wrote:Who let the faggot in?
Ha you're making me spill my Macallans
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Where did the gay man go ?
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ukcanuck wrote:
I'm mindful of the term liable and I was trying to come up with a (Burkianism) to cover my tracks


But every time I try autocorrect keeps switching it to burqa....

I don't think you're as mindful of that term as you think you are. It's "libel".

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Ilevakam wrote: Let me start by saying that Kassian was my favorite Canuck up until this moment.

I was in a nightclub with two coworkers on Granville street when we noticed Kassian towering over everyone at the bar double fisting two bottles of beer. ... he probably didn't want photos floating around of him in Nightclubs (a la Shane Obrien) so I stayed back. My buddy decided to ask him anyway and was told to "fuck off".

Again, fair enough he didnt want his photo taken at a bar. When I went to leave and grab my coat Zack was leaving at the same time and I figured asking to shake his hand wouldn't hurt. Zack shook my hand and as he walked past me and as we exited, commented to the bouncer that there was too many "faggots" here.

Again within the week, Zack was traded. Off ice or character issues? Yep.
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Puck bunny behind the wheel has been charged, Zach and the other moistened bit join her in a law suit brought by the leasing company. Non authorized driver.....

http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl ... ck-kassian

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Topper wrote:Puck bunny behind the wheel has been charged,

http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl ... ck-kassian
Wow, my old buddy Kassassian sure knows how to pick em broads. :D
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Did you guys see Bubbles Macenzzi's favourite player of all time - Kassian take a royal ass kicking from Michael Haley the other night? "Beautyyyyyyy" - Don Cherry
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Rumsfeld wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:29 pm
ukcanuck wrote:
I'm mindful of the term liable and I was trying to come up with a (Burkianism) to cover my tracks


But every time I try autocorrect keeps switching it to burqa....

I don't think you're as mindful of that term as you think you are. It's "libel".

Burke is a fat sweaty douche.
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Zack was Bubbles favourite come back story last season. Where the fuck has the CokeAssassin disappeared to now? Back of the Wild Duck Inn?
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I wonder how Brandon Prust is doing. You know... the tiny wrassler who played a handful of games and had a few wrassles with guys around the league while poisoning the team he played on. Great aquisition btw . How is Axle Johnson doing ? You know... the guy we could have picked with the 5th we attached to Kassian to have a lil wrassler around .

Open a can of worms get a boot in the nuts . Sorry Dud I know you loved the lil wrassler and his wife on Hockeywives. :lol: :lol:
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Remember when Bubbles blamed AV for the terrible play of Buyout Ballard, Zack CokeAssian and Buyout Booth? Bubbles the great defender of Gillis' worst trades.

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Axle Johnsson .... coulda had him but Elmer would rather have a lil wrassler to mentor .... sorry I meant poison the kids. Great character player loved by the Dude
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