The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Hockey Widow]

Did dumbass change his pants in the intermission I wonder.

[Carl Yagro]

So the Leaves are losing to the Canes emergency goalie... a 42-year old zamboni driver for the Toronto Marlies.

Dumbass didn't have to trade for a backup. He had David Ayres.

It's so easy to Maple Laugh!

Tuna, your thoughts?

[ESQ]

As a rule I avoid watching leaves games, but I had to turn this one on just for the comedy!

[Carl Yagro]

An emergency goalie is about to get an NHL win. Has this ever happened?

Who's the oldest goalie to ever get a win?

Holy shit, where are the Leaves' best players? It's a 42-year old zamboni driver in net! You can't muster more than 6 shots in the 3rd period?!

Fuck! This is too funny! If this isn't just cause to fire Dumbass and Shanny, I don't know what is.

[Hockey Widow]

Omg that is so cool. Sell Dumbass, sell.

[Hockey Widow]

First emergency goalie to register a win. And it’s against the laughs.......

[Cherry Picker]

So glad I caught that game.
Any bets big trades are coming to the Leaves.
Any bets they lose them?
What a great game!

[Chef Boi RD]

“Who meeee?” - Brendan Shanahan

Sorry Brendan, but you can’t hide forever

[Carl Yagro]

I love this!

This has got to be the most dubious record ever... and the Leaves own it!

The Canes played their guts out for a guy they didn't even know. They looked so happy for Ayres. Tuna's team can't even play a modicum of defense for each other.

Where was Matthews, Marner and Willy?

Lou and Babcock are shitting themselves laughing

[Cousin Strawberry]

Holy fuck i have to say... this is a new high for depth of suck

[Rocky Dennis]

Just caught the last five minutes of that game, had no idea what was happening beforehand. How terrifically enjoyable and as a bonus, i eould imagine that will keep this place fish free for at least a couple of day. Best part is hes a leaves employee and ill wager hes a leaves fan too. I dare to dream that they miss the playoffs by two points and we can all look back and have another hearty laugh.

Tuna, your thoughts? Lol. What a dipshit.

[ESQ]

Leaves are the best joke in the world.

God, I love Toronto's "fans".

[ESQ]

Jason Spezza was an incredible signing. Enjoy Jay Beagle.

Clearly Keefe agrees, since he had Spezza out in the 3rd while Matthews and Tavares' $11 million asses were stapled to the bench.

[Carl Yagro]

Apparently, this guy received a kidney transplant years ago.

He can recommend where the Leaves can get heart transplants.

If Tuna ever gets the guts to show his ugly mug around here again, we can just shove this in his face forever

[Mickey107]

Leaves are the best joke in the world.

God, I love Toronto's "fans".