The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Blob Mckenzie]

Auston Mathews looks like he’s been partying with the Chef on a regular basis. 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?

[Chef Boi RD]

Matthews - great talent. Questionable headspace

[Mickey107]

Lose the Snot Mop. Or grow a real one...

[Strangelove]

Auston Mathews... 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?

Uncle Fester?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Auston Mathews... 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?

Uncle Fester?

No way! Ha!

[BigTuna]

1117 point pace under Sheldon Keefe. Nylander on pace for 38 goals, 75 points... He is signed at 6.9 for the next 4 years now...

[Blob Mckenzie]

1117 points eh? That would definitely be a new record.

[Chef Boi RD]

Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points

Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points

The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

[Cousin Strawberry]

- Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

Hes saving himself for the playoffs

[Mickey107]

- Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

Hes saving himself for the playoffs

Or something.

[BigTuna]

Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points

Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points

The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.

leaves have 2 players making 11 million.

Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...

[Mickey107]

Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points

Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points

The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.

Leaves have 2 players making 11 million.

Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...

Three players averaging over 11 million per year. Forever.

Austin is very mature for 22 eh?.

When's the probation over?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points

Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points

The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September

You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.

Leaves have 2 players making 11 million.

Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...

Yet stilll...your team sucks and is lining up tee times for late april as usual.

Possibly the most shocking display of ineptitude in professional sports

[Chef Boi RD]

Turns 30 in September/$11 Million per season for 5 more seasons after this season. 41 points 44 games. Canucks 62 points/Leaves 61 points

[Strangelove]

Possibly the most shocking display of ineptitude in professional sports

I concur.