The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Chef Boi RD]

6 ft tall is now considered short.

Stop it, more like 5’-10-1/2”

[Blob Mckenzie]

6 ft tall is now considered short.

Stop it, more like 5’-10-1/2”

You missed the edited post. It’s gold

[Blob Mckenzie]

6 ft tall is now considered short.

Stop it, more like 5’-10-1/2”

You missed the edited post. It’s gold

I guess he wasn’t impressed

[Chef Boi RD]

Outside the Astoria

HW - “Blob is that you”
Blob - “What! Who said that?!
HW - “Its me HW”
Blob - “Huh? Shit don’t look at me”
HW - “You don’t look like Tom Hanks”
Blob - “I do so! Shut up!”
HW - “You look more like David Berkowitz”
Blob - “Who’s that?
HW - “You don’t want to know”
Blob - “Can you spare me some change, I’m outta booze”
HW - “You don’t look well, maybe you shouldn’t drink”
Blob - “Fuck off you window licker, give me some booze!”
HW - “I’m outta here”
Blob - “Olaf! Come back here! Olaf!”

[Blob Mckenzie]

At least I’m outside the Astoria

[Cousin Strawberry]

Years ago we were working at that shithole and as we sat in the work van before shift having a smoke a hoe staggers up and says to us "I'll blow you both for a smoke"

[Cousin Strawberry]

I read on The Score that Mitch the Bitch turned down 11x7 in June

He wants his 13 mill and hes not gonna stop til his nuts are slapping dumbasses gut

[SKYO]

I read on The Score that Mitch the Bitch turned down 11x7 in June

He wants his 13 mill and hes not gonna stop til his nuts are slapping dumbasses gut

Bob McKenzie:

TOR has made seven and eight year offers in the $11M AAV universe but because it’s a lower AAV and longer term than Auston Matthews, it hasn’t been palatable to Marner.

The logical solution would be a three-year bridge but because Marner wants an AAV in the $9M to $10M universe and the third year (base for QO) would be substantially higher, TOR has no incentive to do the bridge at those numbers. Hard to see the way to a settlement...

If it's 3 years, Marner camp wants that 3rd year salary sky high. Timo Meier setting the standard of hyper inflated last year salary but lower AAV.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I read on The Score that Mitch the Bitch turned down 11x7 in June

He wants his 13 mill and hes not gonna stop til his nuts are slapping dumbasses gut

Bob McKenzie:

TOR has made seven and eight year offers in the $11M AAV universe but because it’s a lower AAV and longer term than Auston Matthews, it hasn’t been palatable to Marner.

The logical solution would be a three-year bridge but because Marner wants an AAV in the $9M to $10M universe and the third year (base for QO) would be substantially higher, TOR has no incentive to do the bridge at those numbers. Hard to see the way to a settlement...

If it's 3 years, Marner camp wants that 3rd year salary sky high. Timo Meier setting the standard of hyper inflated last year salary but lower AAV.

Dumbass's legacy from his ankle grabbing adventure with 7 million williom just keeps on entertaining the hockey world.

Gotta love the futility of the maple laughs franchise

[BigTuna]

I read on The Score that Mitch the Bitch turned down 11x7 in June

He wants his 13 mill and hes not gonna stop til his nuts are slapping dumbasses gut

Bob McKenzie:

TOR has made seven and eight year offers in the $11M AAV universe but because it’s a lower AAV and longer term than Auston Matthews, it hasn’t been palatable to Marner.

The logical solution would be a three-year bridge but because Marner wants an AAV in the $9M to $10M universe and the third year (base for QO) would be substantially higher, TOR has no incentive to do the bridge at those numbers. Hard to see the way to a settlement...

If it's 3 years, Marner camp wants that 3rd year salary sky high. Timo Meier setting the standard of hyper inflated last year salary but lower AAV.

Dumbass's legacy from his ankle grabbing adventure with 7 million williom just keeps on entertaining the hockey world.

Gotta love the futility of the maple laughs franchise

Your thoughts on Clayton Keller getting 7.15 per?

[Chef Boi RD]

Clayton Keller is a much more dynamic player than IIHF Big Ice Nylander. You are as dumb as Dubas if you think otherwise

[Cousin Strawberry]

Your thoughts on Clayton Keller getting 7.15 per?

I'm sure John Chayka must absolutely love Dumbass and the million a goal precedent hes set...at least Keller is only making 500k a goal

[BigTuna]

Clayton Keller is a much more dynamic player than IIHF Big Ice Nylander. You are as dumb as Dubas if you think otherwise

Nylander beats Keller in every stat with much less TOI, including 1 minute avg less PP per game.

[Chef Boi RD]

Your thoughts on Clayton Keller getting 7.15 per?

I'm sure John Chayka must absolutely love Dumbass and the million a goal precedent hes set...at least Keller is only making 500k a goal

Most sensible people (non-Leaf fans), take Keller 10 times out of 10 over 7 goals 20 assists Nylander

[Cousin Strawberry]

Clayton Keller is a much more dynamic player than IIHF Big Ice Nylander. You are as dumb as Dubas if you think otherwise

Nylander beats Keller in every stat with much less TOI, including 1 minute avg less PP per game.