The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Rocky Dennis]

leaves ranked so high. So many expectations. So much hope.
Mathews goes down for any significant time, it's over, dun, toast, cya.

Who is ranking the leaves so high? Who is picking them to win the cup? I refuse to include the EA simulation where they won the cup.
No one anywhere is picking them to win anything.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/stan ... hl-season/

You certainly are one stunned cunny aren't you?

[Meds]

Hes not worth that and neither is draisaitl.

No kidding.

Draisaitl got an inflated salary due to his one playoff appearance where he literally tore it up. Draisaitl is a centerman so that boosts his value. But production-wise neither of these guys eclipses $7M.

I hope Dubas gives him more than he wants to just to make it even tougher when it’s time to re-up Matthews and Marner.

[Lancer]

Dreger: "I don't believe that William Nylander has shaved anything off his original ask. I don't think he has.

I think he's still stuck on 8.5 - Leon Draisaitl money."

Dang, Nylander wants that Leon cash $8.5M per. $$$$$

Music to my ears. If Dumbass doesn’t give him that money, somebody else will. Have fun, folks!

What you are not thinking of, is the fact this is a blue chip 22 year-old top 10 pick who has a ton of value. The leaves are not giving him away.
A very good, young, mobile top 4 D might do it for Nylander.

Maybe it isn't music to your ears? LOL.

Somebody will offer sheet him for the potential he teases. Dumbass will match. Lotta money tied up there for a lot of me-first types who’ve done fuck all.

Nah, it is music to my ears. LMFAO.

[Mickey107]

JUST NOT READY.

[mr perfect]

Dreger: "I don't believe that William Nylander has shaved anything off his original ask. I don't think he has.

I think he's still stuck on 8.5 - Leon Draisaitl money."

Dang, Nylander wants that Leon cash $8.5M per. $$$$$

Music to my ears. If Dumbass doesn’t give him that money, somebody else will. Have fun, folks!

What you are not thinking of, is the fact this is a blue chip 22 year-old top 10 pick who has a ton of value. The leaves are not giving him away.
A very good, young, mobile top 4 D might do it for Nylander.

Maybe it isn't music to your ears? LOL.

Are you talking to yourself again?

[SKYO]

$1,339,575 or less No compensation
$1,339,576 to $2,029,659 Third-round pick
$2,029,660 to $4,059,322 Second-round pick
$4,059,323 to $6,088,980 First and third-round picks
$6,088,981 to $8,118,641 First, second and third-round picks
$8,118,642 to $10,148,302 Two firsts, a second and third-round picks
Over $10,148,302 Four first-round picks

I can see a team offersheet Nylander $8M per, dude already scored 60+ points twice now.

[BigTuna]

$1,339,575 or less No compensation
$1,339,576 to $2,029,659 Third-round pick
$2,029,660 to $4,059,322 Second-round pick
$4,059,323 to $6,088,980 First and third-round picks
$6,088,981 to $8,118,641 First, second and third-round picks
$8,118,642 to $10,148,302 Two firsts, a second and third-round picks
Over $10,148,302 Four first-round picks

I can see a team offersheet Nylander $8M per, dude already scored 60+ points twice now.

No one is offer sheeting him 8 million. Barely any NHl teams have all those picks to begin with.

[BigTuna]

leaves ranked so high. So many expectations. So much hope.
Mathews goes down for any significant time, it's over, dun, toast, cya.

Who is ranking the leaves so high? Who is picking them to win the cup? I refuse to include the EA simulation where they won the cup.
No one anywhere is picking them to win anything.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/stan ... hl-season/

You certainly are one stunned cunny aren't you?

Those are betting odds moron. What's next, mentioning how the EA PS4 sim had the leaves win the cup? LOL at using "Bovada" betting odds.

Please see the network based in Toronto that owns the leaves says about who will win the cup:

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/spo ... 19-season/

Stanley Cup Winner
John Shannon: San Jose
Elliotte Friedman: Winnipeg
Jeff Marek: Winnipeg
Chris Johnston: Winnipeg
Mark Spector: Winnipeg
Iain MacIntyre: San Jose
Gord Stellick: San Jose
Eric Francis: Tampa Bay
Caroline Cameron: Winnipeg
Kristina Rutherford: Winnipeg
Luke Fox: Tampa Bay
Eric Engels: Tampa Bay
Rory Boylen: Winnipeg
Nick Kypreos: St. Louis
David Amber: Winnipeg
Damien Cox: Winnipeg

[Rocky Dennis]

leaves ranked so high. So many expectations. So much hope.
Mathews goes down for any significant time, it's over, dun, toast, cya.

Who is ranking the leaves so high? Who is picking them to win the cup? I refuse to include the EA simulation where they won the cup.
No one anywhere is picking them to win anything.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/stan ... hl-season/

You certainly are one stunned cunny aren't you?

Those are betting odds moron. What's next, mentioning how the EA PS4 sim had the leaves win the cup? LOL at using "Bovada" betting odds.

Please see the network based in Toronto that owns the leaves says about who will win the cup:

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/spo ... 19-season/

Stanley Cup Winner
John Shannon: San Jose
Elliotte Friedman: Winnipeg
Jeff Marek: Winnipeg
Chris Johnston: Winnipeg
Mark Spector: Winnipeg
Iain MacIntyre: San Jose
Gord Stellick: San Jose
Eric Francis: Tampa Bay
Caroline Cameron: Winnipeg
Kristina Rutherford: Winnipeg
Luke Fox: Tampa Bay
Eric Engels: Tampa Bay
Rory Boylen: Winnipeg
Nick Kypreos: St. Louis
David Amber: Winnipeg
Damien Cox: Winnipeg

You are a special kind of dingus.
Yes. Those are betting odds. You asked who had the leaves ranked so high, as cup favourites? I answered: ALMOST THE ENTIRE BETTING WORLD. That's who. You can bet that the nameless/faceless expert oddsmakers know far more than so many in that murderers row of assclowns you listed above. I laugh that you laugh at vegas odds and then give credibility to hacks like cox, kypreos, et al. I would actually give more credence to the ea sim.
Lol What a dip$hit.

[Blob Mckenzie]

[BigTuna]

leaves ranked so high. So many expectations. So much hope.
Mathews goes down for any significant time, it's over, dun, toast, cya.

Who is ranking the leaves so high? Who is picking them to win the cup? I refuse to include the EA simulation where they won the cup.
No one anywhere is picking them to win anything.

https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/stan ... hl-season/

You certainly are one stunned cunny aren't you?

Those are betting odds moron. What's next, mentioning how the EA PS4 sim had the leaves win the cup? LOL at using "Bovada" betting odds.

Please see the network based in Toronto that owns the leaves says about who will win the cup:

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/spo ... 19-season/

Stanley Cup Winner
John Shannon: San Jose
Elliotte Friedman: Winnipeg
Jeff Marek: Winnipeg
Chris Johnston: Winnipeg
Mark Spector: Winnipeg
Iain MacIntyre: San Jose
Gord Stellick: San Jose
Eric Francis: Tampa Bay
Caroline Cameron: Winnipeg
Kristina Rutherford: Winnipeg
Luke Fox: Tampa Bay
Eric Engels: Tampa Bay
Rory Boylen: Winnipeg
Nick Kypreos: St. Louis
David Amber: Winnipeg
Damien Cox: Winnipeg

You are a special kind of dingus.
Yes. Those are betting odds. You asked who had the leaves ranked so high, as cup favourites? I answered: ALMOST THE ENTIRE BETTING WORLD. That's who. You can bet that the nameless/faceless expert oddsmakers know far more than so many in that murderers row of assclowns you listed above. I laugh that you laugh at vegas odds and then give credibility to hacks like cox, kypreos, et al. I would actually give more credence to the ea sim.
Lol What a dip$hit.

All of you say the national media loves the leaves and are hyping them up as cup winners. You are wrong.
Vegas odds are not anything that should be used as a credible source. Yes, Kypreos knows more than the Vegas odds.

[Cornuck]

You are wrong.
Vegas odds are not anything that should be used as a credible source. Yes, Kypreos knows more than the Vegas odds.

Wow.... I've read some really dumb things in this thread, but this one made brain hurt.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Big Tuna = Big Mongoloid

[Cousin Strawberry]

Lol tuna how does multiple fists up yer ass at once feel like

You're getting reamed by like 5 fists at the same time in this thread. Everybody lining up on ya like going camping in the bum scouts

[Topper]

I wash down my tuna sandwiches with a tall cool glass of Vegas Odds