The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Cousin Strawberry]

Laughs 54th rebuild - John Landy

Canucks 2 year rebuild - Roger Bannister

[Cousin Strawberry]

Tuna...

My dick...supersize

Your dick...look like 2 fries

[Chef Boi RD]

Cap will be 95-100 in 2-3 years.

[Strangelove]

Sory remind me when the Leaves traded a first rounderr in the rebuilding stage? They drtafted Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Rielly in the 1st round top 10.

So you're telling me the rebuild began 8 years ago and the Leaves still haven't won a playoff round?

Liljegren abnd Sandin more recently.

Who?

Masrleau was horriofic. That was Lou's signing.

Well you're bragging about a Leaves rebuild that began 8 years ago and during that time Leaves made that "horriofic" (sic) signing.

You can't have it both ways, hey, Leaves drafted Matthews under Lou's watch!

Yeahno, that "horriofic" (sic) signing was part of your 8-year-thus-far rebuild.

They drafted Nick Robertson in the seconmd round and he's doing better than majority of 1st rounders.

Now he's bragging about a weenie shrimp (5'9" 160lbs) currently toiling in the OHL!

Tuna, you're one of the born-every-minute Leaf-lovers who've been milked like cattle by the MLSE for decades.

They lead you around with a mini replica of the cup on a string while they laugh at your gullibility.

[Chef Boi RD]

Now he's bragging about a weenie shrimp (5'9" 160lbs) currently toiling in the OHL!

Tuna, you're one of the born-every-minute Leaf-lovers who've been milked like cattle by the MLSE for decades.

They lead you around with a mini replica of the cup on a string while they laugh at your gullibility.

He did the same bragging with shrimp Bracco

[BigTuna]

You guys don't understand how much the NHL has changed, have you. Gotta love Strangelove, he claimed Marner would be a bust due to his size and would not last. Still using that one, eh?

Marner got 94 points last season. He's on a 103 point pace this season and is a star.

Nick Robertson looks fantastic as a prospect.

[Cherry Picker]

That's not what I hear Doc saying. I hear him saying the Leaves have a crap defense and too much money spent on too few forwards to fix the problem in a cap world. And that Dumass was taken to the cleaners by his stars who gave him no breaks like the other stars in the east have done for their teams. Which means the team is screwed and won't challenge for the cup.

Oh, and also that Toronto sucks!
That's what I'm hearing

[Cousin Strawberry]

Listen up Jimmy Jones...outside of your jonestown gang, nobody be drinking the penis flavoured koolaid no matter how many times you tell us its sweet.

Where we at now Tuner, 56 years...never won a round?

[Mickey107]

You guys don't understand how much the NHL has changed,

Of course we don't...... ......
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[Strangelove]

You guys don't understand how much the NHL has changed, have you. Gotta love Strangelove, he claimed Marner would be a bust due to his size and would not last. Still using that one, eh?

Marner got 94 points last season. He's on a 103 point pace this season and is a star.

Nick Robertson looks fantastic as a prospect.

"Nick Robertson is the next Mitchell Marner" - BigTuna (paraphrased)

I was just yanking your chain in regards to Marner when he was drafted Tunes.

The odds of Robertson becoming a star are as likely as those of Bracco (whom you also raved about).

But hey, don't stop believing!

(the MLSE vampires need your blood)

[Carl Yagro]

Andersen just left the game against the Panthers with an undisclosed injury.

James Reimer might be available for cheap.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Andersen just left the game against the Panthers with an undisclosed injury.

James Reimer might be available for cheap.

Oh please holy bejeesus.... let this come to pass.



Hes got an assload of memes already with him as optimus Reim driving off cliffs and shit

[Carl Yagro]

Yeah, I just made that up.

Maybe they should go after Jonathan Bernier instead?

[ESQ]

So, anyone think we'll see Tuna tonight?

[Carl Yagro]

The next time we hear from Tunes, he might be throwing Keefe & Dumbass under the bus like he did with Lou and Babcock.

What a lousy Leaves front-runner.